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Los Angeles County Jail --Lynwood Station
4 reviews for Los Angeles County Jail --Lynwood Station
There, but for the grace of god, go I? Um, no. I ain't even tryin' ta go to jail. And on some bullshit traffic stuff? Oh Hell, no. And especially THIS jail. This is the facility where Paris Hilton will call home for about a month. Hahaaaa! She's gonna love the view of the Projects. I guess they never heard of NIMBY. You know the Projects:
People
Relying
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Enuf
Cash
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Survive
Passing it on the 105 freeway, I watched that spot of land change to an urban jailhouse. They toss the crackheads here, the petty to grand theft pros, parole violaters, sex offenders, and your common, everyday riff raff. Hear that, Paris? If you didn't know it before, you are riff raff.. A large beige building with very little windows, you never see anyone milling about. I do believe there is both a women's and men's facilty here. We'll work with that for now, I'll check it out and if I'm wrong I'll change the review forthwith.
There are no cameras allowed in the facility and I'm a bit ambivalent about this. On one hand....no Paris Hilton antics on TV for a month! Take that Inside Edition and Entertainment Tonight!!. Whatcha gonna do for a month? Fuck with Brad and Angie?
On the other hand...a "Paris In Jail" reality show could be quite entertaining. I know the type of bitches who land here...and it ain't 'cause of a traffic violation.
At any rate, the next time you find yourself in the wake of the wind of the paparazzi chasing Miss Paris, give her a shout out. Something to the effect of:
"Hey Paris! Uh-uh...lower the nose, bitch. At least my ass ain't never been to jail! "
Can you spell CORRUPTION???????
Paris Hilton--45 day sentence
reduced to 23 before she even went for "good behavior"
total time served: 3 days
What kind of criminals are running this jail?
Five stars to any compound that will make Paris Hilton's life a living hell for the next three weeks! I can't comment on the cuisine here personally, but I'm impressed with the progressive stance taken by the Food Services Unit. They're moving from the traditional "cook and serve" method to the "innovative cook-chill" process! Ah, Paris... you'll love the shrimp cocktail! Just watch your own tail when you're not in the mess hall. Hopefully, the med center can take care of the butt lesions you've been whining about.
Paris thinks their hotdogs suck and they don't have cupcakes.