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Now that I live in Suburbia (sniff, whimper, sob), compiled with the fact that the only friends I have down here are either married with kids, or over-worked and not into the 'partying' lifestyle anyway...well, I find ways to amuse myself...uh, "provincially", shall I say?
Example: Other than the gym, Long's Drugs is now one of my frequented haunts for when I feel like getting out of the house. There I meander up and down the aisles, curiously perusing the makeup section, browsing through various magazines in the 'literature' section, intently studying the alcohol aisle, taking mental note of what canned food items are featured on sale in the middle islands, debating whether or not I should buy a Duncan Hines Brownie mix box for $1.29 - just in case i feel like making brownies one day...
Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad....Like a stranger in a foreign country. Or, like I'm back in high school. (All I need are my Doc Martens and my Rollins Band CD). Can anyone say "Daria"?
(To the tune of 'Daria'): "Na-na-na-na-na..."
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