Little Darlings Totally Nude

 

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Alani F.

San Leandro, CA

Okay, this was my first strip club, so I don't have anything to compare this place to. However, I think it was a great place to cut my teeth, so to speak. The dancers are decent-looking, and could stand to put on 10 or 15 pounds. I was truly amazed by the pole-dancing and bleached anuses; these girls are committed to and are good at what they do. The only turn-off was the bored expressions on some of their faces. It's like, I get that you're so over flashing your gash at strangers every day, but can you fake it for me, please? How about for my $4? The biggest disappointment was not being offered a lapdance by any of the girls combing the floor. I guess they assume that females aren't interested or won't pay as much. I must admit that my private dance was the highlight of my visit, even though I had to ask one of the dancers for it. (Her name was Mirage...sigh.) Also, I have to compliment their use of props on the stage. One girl came out in a Grim Reaper outfit, complete with sickle. It was a little strange seeing her doing her thing on the pole whilst sporting a hood that covered her whole head. Another girl dressed up in a fireman-inspired bodysuit and sat on a Fischer Price firetruck going "Nee-ner-nee-ner-nee-ner!" (like the siren?) while another dancer wheeled her around the stage. Hilarious. We were there until 5 am.
Overall I think I'd visit this place again if I happen to be in Vegas. Some of the dancers seemed friendly and kind of sweet, and the DJ's pretty witty if you listen closely. Just stick with the free soda and water, and tip the help.

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Randy W.

Seattle, WA

Let me say I'm not a prude and I love female nudity. I wasn't dragged here by friends or something and I've been to my fair share of clubs all over the U.S.  I'd read about this place and wanted to experience a fully nude Vegas strip club, not caring whether or not they can serve alcohol.

What I liked: I thought about 1/4 of the dancers were hot. The others ranged from not bad to borderline.

What I didn't like: felt like I needed a shower after leaving. While dancers' approaches vary, there seemed to be an assembly line type of method (you sit at the table, dancer sits down, sells you on lapdance, gets paid, moves on, next dancer sits down, repeat).

A few dancers were  very aggressive and turned out to be my cue to leave (at 2 am, so maybe fatigue had something to do with my irritation) as their insistence on selling a lapdance and lines of bullshit  became tiresome (and they weren't the most attractive ones in there, who might warrant a patron's voluntarily buying said lines of bullshit).

We went during the week; not sure if weekends are better here.

I'm sure anyone can see this coming a mile away, but, late week night, not crowded at all, of course, there were no cabs lined up when we were ready to leave. Valet suggested we go back inside and wait (and spend? Maybe we misread that, but were like "yeah, right, dropped enough fun coupons here already"), but quickly got us a cab once we made it clear that we'd just stand outside and smoke until one came along.

Overall, though, not bad: not upscale in my opinion, but not a dive, either.

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Crystal C.

Brooklyn, NY

My review is based solely on the Little Darlings annual haunted house - a place I make it a point to  haunt every year.  If you've never been to a nudie haunted house, you really should go if it doesn't offend your sensibilities too much.  The thing about this one is that they don't rely on the whole nudity aspect to make the place interesting - they actually try (and on the most part succeed) to make the thing scary.  The 3D paint splatter room got a scream out of me when I was attacked by a paint splatter PERSON, and the girl stretched out on the rack vacillated between being kind of erotic and kind of totally creepy.  When Halloween rolls around, I definitely recommend checking out this spooky spot, then maybe heading on inside the club if you're so inclined.

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