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Liquid Zoo - CLOSED

3.5 star rating
based on 4 reviews

Category: Bars  [Edit]

5591 Lincoln Ave
Cypress, CA 90630
(714) 484-0788
Price Range:
$$
Accepts Credit Cards:
Yes
Good for Groups:
Yes
Wheelchair Accessible:
Yes
Outdoor Seating:
No
Music:
Juke Box
Best Nights:
Fri, Sat, Sun
Alcohol:
Full Bar
Smoking:
Outdoor Area/ Patio Only
Coat Check:
No

4 reviews for Liquid Zoo

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Will R.

Long Beach, CA

5 star rating
6/25/2008

Q: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?  

A: YES you are fellow yelpers, so this is your new neighborhood bar. so Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention to this review.

5 star as far as dive bar goes. This place has Strong strong drinks. Usually Im a man who drinks Adios motherfuckers by the sleeve. But seriously after 2 I was more tossed then a French salad.

Driving by looking for Liquid Zoo, this place has changed its name. Its the Redfox or Redbaron, or something Red. These bars are the bars where you have deep conversations that looking back and think that  "it taught me so much. Like, how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female"

They have Touch video poker, and darts and A pool table. Its pretty clean and lots of tables but no patio. It has a private parking lot which is nice.

If you want a good looking bartender lady, this is the place. Her name is Julie and she started there probably a month ago. My friend (female) touched her boobs. she straight out asked. Sorry Julie, had to put it out there.

Well drinks are about 2.50 and shots are 3 bucks and they have finger food too which is cool. The staff is pretty friendly and it looks like its just starting out with a new crowd because there is only 2 or 3 regulars.

I want the next Yelp Newsletter to read the following:

"After a whirlwind fling with Icelandic supermodel Njord, Will scored a ROTD and  string of top 10 hits, with his rock band Leaf Seven"

( not really in a band)

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Allison B.

Anaheim, CA

5 star rating
9/2/2008

Good Times...Never had a horrible experience.  And people usually pick good jams.

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Lucifer H.

Long Beach, CA

1 star rating
9/11/2007

Cool little dive bar located off Walker & Lincoln in Cypress.   Good beer selection on tap, full bar, pool table, a couple dart boards, Mega  Touch video game, internet jukebox and pretty cool people hanging out at night -- feels almost like cheers when I stop in.   This bar is located next door to what used to be a pretty hardcore tweaker motel, but don't see shady people hanging in the parking lot anymore, so maybe it's cleaned up some  --  still nice to have just steps away from the back door in case of over indulging in tasty beverages none the less.   The bar also has a kitchen, so they serve food.  I've been told that the food is pretty decent by the frequent visitors, but I've yet to sample anything as I usually show up pretty late and am looking to catch a buzz -- not help prevent one.   I haven't been there on a weekend yet, but Wednesday nights with the bartender Dee Dee, are definitely the nights to be there.  

** $10 = All-you-Can-Drink draft beers until midnite on Wednesdays!  

Can't beat that price with a stick!  I have yet to get cut off of the bottomless beers once 12 o'clock hits, so I guess it's at the bartenders descretion whther or not to stop giving you free beer.  I'd imagine a decent tip would help prolong the free beer.  For an additional $4, you can upgrade your beer from domestics to imports.

*** Edit ***

So within a couple weeks or so of writing the review, I went back in there 3 or 4 times.  It turns out that the bartender that I thought was pretty cool had been fired for dope, the bar has been raided numerous times, and busted as they found cocaine or speed in the kitchen.  Aside from that, it was just as I remembered the place years ago --  a bunch of dirty ass tweakers and drug dealers hanging out.   I don't forsee myself ever going back in there again, but the place sure does pack in some hot chicks sometimes none-the-less!

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Lisa Z.

Lakewood, CA

2 star rating
2/1/2008

Another decent dive bar in Cypress; this one isn't close enough for me to walk to without a serious trek, so it's not the place's fault, but I kind of don't think I want to because it's located right in front of a seedy no-tell motel, whose parking lot it shares.  This may be convenient for some of the bar patrons, however!  I've been here maybe 3 or 4 times since we moved out this way two years ago, and it's decent and the bartenders are fairly friendly, and the other patrons don't really bug or get in your way, but I don't as friendly a vibe from this place as I do Breakers.  Too much KROQ alternative metal vibe going on in this place, for my taste.
They do take credit cards which is a big plus for any bar, cash bars can suck if you run out of cash early.  And, people go outside to smoke.  They have pool tables, jukebox, etc.  I think they serve food but I sure won't order it here - one of the friends that went with us once had some and said it was cold and sucked.  This place isn't quite as clean as Breakers but it's more noticeable from the road, which is why we found it first.  Overall, a choice for us/me if we really don't want to drive and feel like getting buzzed and will take a cab or walk the long way over.  Bottled beers.  Pretty decent liquor selection.  Very affordable.

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