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Category: Seafood
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Category: Seafood
Laulima Farm
- Price Range:
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$
- Accepts Credit Cards:
- No
- Attire:
- Casual
- Good for Groups:
- Yes
- Good for Kids:
- Yes
- Takes Reservations:
- No
- Delivery:
- No
- Take-out:
- Yes
- Waiter Service:
- No
- Wheelchair Accessible:
- Yes
- Outdoor Seating:
- Yes
- Alcohol:
- None
4 reviews for Laulima Farm
Trippiest GMO-FREE ZONE on the Planet and that means you!
Get your organic coffee, as much veggies as you can and banana bread and strange fruit and get the hell out back to Oheo Gulch/Seven Pools or start heading back home. You're a long way off course. Do not hang out after dark under any circumstances.
Kipahulu means hairy vagina. And when you see this GMO-Free Zone for the first time you'll wanna be buried in like Charles Lindburg the All American Hero who came to his final resting place. But, don't be tempted.
This is a pilgrimage spot for the WII American Nazi Synthesizers generation. And their strange Aryn black magic is here. Kind of twitchy.
Like the jungle, she will eat you alive out here. Not for the faint of heart. Oh the cliffs, you can fall off of, the rocks that can fall on you. Eaten by strange cave beings. You name it. It can all strangely happen here.
Laulima Farms is in the last best Utopian vision of the rawvegeratti and a valiant effort to master permaculture techniques and bio-dynamic principles by 21th Century Flat Earth Firsters masking themselves as Neo fascist American Veggie-cons.
These folks are bionic Deceptacons weed destroyers.
These people want to spread peanut ground cover all over the world. These people live to weed the peanut and eradicate anything which doesn't not fit their rawvegeratti Peanut agenda.
I have never met more dangerous people to weeds in all my days. The farm is a commune under the guise of a permaculture education program under the fog of puritanical work ethos shrouded in simple living in the Haleakala National Forest.
Don't even try to stay out here and slave with these fools. Just dig the vibe and soak up the mana. This is the real fantasy island with a critical spooky core.
There is simply no place to live unless you're really meant to be out here. And let's face it this place is the real place to get LOST and maybe never return.
That may sound dramtic, but not really. Locals set up road blocks. Pull people from their cars. Theaten to burn your car if you don't move.
Underbelly stuff like that. Very unpleasant so go back to your tent in the park at night after the best coffee and banana bread you will ever have in your life. I kid you not.
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Really fun place for our family. We had a big salad and left with some of the best coffee - we treasured it back here in the snow!
I guarantee this is the best salad you'll ever have.
If you get out to Oheo Gulch/Seven Pools, you absolutely have to make the 2 mile drive to this fruit stand. They have organic coffees, fruit juices, and fresh smoothies-- you blend your own with their bicycle-powered blender-- as well as fresh fruit, coconut candy, and baked goods.
Plus, the salads are absolutely amazing. We ordered the "Big Kahuna" for 2, and the girl went outside and picked the lettuces fresh out of the farm while we sipped our delicious smoothies. They've got an umbrella-shaded picnic table and a bamboo grove outside for hungry customers.
Laulima Farm has about 13 acres of organic, non-GMO produce-- their stand is a must-see stop on this side of the island.
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laulima is such an amazing stop in an amazing corner of the world! we had an incredible raw smoothie and raw pie. they have beautiful terracing to hang out on when you eat. its the kind of place that makes you wonder if you could drop out of city life and live off the land. its all organic!! yay and you can tell lots of love goes into every aspect of this place
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