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Joy of Austin
1 review for Joy of Austin
Let's face it. Strip clubs can either be really fun, or really sad- the choice is all yours.
My recipe for a good strip club night:
1. Bring four friends. No less than four (it can get kinda awkward), no more than 8 (it can get outta hand). A group of six is about perfect. And make sure they're funny, non-superchristian, non-pantcreamers, and open minded.
2. Drink before you go to the club. Strip clubs are expensive. A well at Joy will set you back $5.50... and you have to tip. So don't go too early and spend all that money on booze- you gotta save it for the dances.
3. You MUST get a dance. Dances are great. Just great. They're hot, embarrassing, and hilarious. If you can't get the nerve or money to get a dance... At least go up to the stage and get a mini-dance.
4. Be nice to the girls because they will be nice to you.
5. Relax and HAVE FUN! Don't be one of those blank faced creeps that just stare and drink... have fun, get a dance, chit chat and see some tits.
So on to the review... Joy is great. Now, I've only been to two other clubs before, and this one was the classiest. The building is nice, the servers are nice, the girls are nice. Most of the girls are implant free... I'm not sure if it's appropriate to review tits on yelp, but these girls have some nice, real tits. Dances are $10. $2 steak and fries- would have got it, but the kitchen closes at 12.
Hmm, what else can I say? Comfy, leather chairs, big and open- you're not crammed in a room with a bunch of people. Big stage. My only complaint is the second stage is a little too small- they should make it bigger or have a third stage too. Good dancers. Will go again.
That's another thing for a good strip club experience... Don't go too often- once a year is about right. It gives you enough time to forget about how fun it is and be pleasantly surprised the next time.
