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Hometown Buffet
- Takes Reservations:
- No
- Outdoor Seating:
- No
- Alcohol:
- None
1 review for Hometown Buffet
I would like to go here on any given Sarday/Sundee with a stopwatch and time people walking from the front door to their cars after eating here. I would then publish the results in a quarterly magazine, receive a decent amount of poorly composed hate email, and respond apologetically to all of it.
If I ever hated myself enough to eat here, I would no doubt fill one plate completely with mac and cheese and miniature corndogs, another plate with penne pasta in red sauce with sausage, and a third plate only with soft serve ice creme covered in ketchup. It's not that I cannot make these dishes at home, it's just that I'm too done with life to care.
Hometown Buffet - we just want to fill you to capacity with shitty, unhealthy food.