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3 reviews for Home Depot Inc the
Who said MILFS dont come here!!!??
I personally dont come here often.. probably my 2nd time EVER! spent the day shopping for a sludge hammer, "why didnt we come here first you dumabss?" my friend wanted to get one so we could hit tires!!! (boy, that was an excercise!!) but thats another story. back to HOME DEPOT, the guy at the door said "sludge hammer? that would be hardware, aisle 14" i think he said aisle 14? anyways, so makes sense, SLUDGE HAMMER you'd think it would be in the hardware section... nopes... GARDENING!!! so, had to walk to the other side of the store... as we were walking, this lady in a green dress totally bent over in one of the aisles and gave me a VIEW!!! TOTALLY.. beanshot! i think shes from Europe? idk? she was a white girl, not really my type.. but hey, a show is a show. ;-) who does that?? she bent over the same way everytime she would reach for something.. more girls should bend down this way wen they reach for stuff.. LMAO... nah nah. JJ. but, I'll be coming here more often... =D
I used to LOVE Home Depot when it first opened and was 24 hours. If you needed to fix a leaking toilet that's been preventing you from sleeping at 3 am, Home Depot was there waiting for me, like a faithful dog, ready take care of my fix-it problems.
Well, like all things in life, good things never last. They eventually cut their hours and now Home Depot closes at 9pm.
But no matter their hours, they still carry the widest variety of items from PVC pipes to power tools. And they stock many items you can't find at City Mill.
I am afraid. Very afraid. That one day, I'll get lost in a dark, seldom-visited corner of Home Depot, the store will close, and I will be trapped there for the night with nothing to eat other than Slim Jims and Diet Pepsi.
And why would I get lost? Because I took a wrong turn somewhere between paints and pipes while looking for a replacement bulb for my floor lamp. Because I wanted to ask for directions but no one was around.
Maybe because the place is so huge that there appears to be a lack of sales associates. Or maybe they all heard about me and run in the opposite direction when I'm pulling into the parking lot. I have the hardest time finding someone to ask a simple question.
Having said that, I think they have a lot of inventory (too much for some lame - I mean, layperson like me) and their garden center is great. And thank goodness they actually close at 10pm, so I'm not forced to wonder their aisles at 2am looking for - what club am I at again?