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Hillbilly Golf
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3 reviews for Hillbilly Golf
Hillbilly Golf!!!
No shit, this is absolutely a real place. Located right outside of the giant puddle of Dolly Parton's discharge that is Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Hillbilly golf is a wonderful place to smoke hash and play mini golf if you happen to be having fun in the Smokey Mountains.
This place is exactly what you would expect from a novelty mini golf course in East Tennessee. Before you start the course, you have to ride some shitty ski-lift type of chair to the top of a mountain, then you golf downhill. I'm not sure what type of state inspection is required for these types of rides, but I'm positive the one at Hillbilly Golf should have failed. Obstacles like moonshine stills, outhouses, inbreed cousins with missing teeth get in your way, but the biggest obstacles at Hillbilly Golf are the goddamn tourist children. Know what's worse than tourist children? Ugly tourist children. Jesus Christ, is there anywhere in the entire Bible Belt devoid of ugly children?
All in all, Hillbilly Golf is exactly what you would expect. Very hokey, but if you don't like hokey, tourist attractions then what the hell are you doing in Pigeon Forge, TN? This is why the only other Yelp review (by Brooke L.) of Hillbilly Golf surprised me. This is what Brooke wrote:
Brooke L.
1 star rating
8/21/2006
Waste of money - the only attraction here is the lift up the hill. Every hole is the same, poorly designed. Not worth the $17 per couple.
Ya know what, Brooke? You sound like a mean old cunt and I wouldn't like to play Hillbilly Golf with you anyway.
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- Cool (11)
Fun time with friends. Better than a lot of the mini golf we have been to elsewhere. Price is about the same. I would do it again.
Waste of money - the only attraction here is the lift up the hill. Every hole is the same, poorly designed. Not worth the $17 per couple.
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