Henderson Convenience Store

 

5

32

HK L.

Dallas, TX

typically, when i snack, i snack in the XTREME!  the nachoier, sourer, and saltier the better.  this is because a) i'm a huge fucking fan of lipitor and b) i'm just totally outrageously EXTREMO!  unfortunately the henderson convenience store usually stocks none of that kind of justice (other than gatorade's extremo mango electrico but that only keeps the internal gears grinding whilst im in the midst of my lawn care biz).

mainly i use this joint for 2 more reasons:  chili and the texas state lotto.

it is a little known fact that tom, the owner of this oasis,  is from a country where they never taught the required course of price gun taggery.  i'm serious.  you can get a can of wolf brand chili in here for a buck if you get there on the right day.  a buck!  no american in their right mind would charge that little for so much, unless they wanted to be a failed businessman american.  this alone is worth a trip.  usually, i'll pile the chili (cold) between kit-kats and a pop tart to make it even more WILD!   also, they have the freshest vine ripened cans of tomatoes anywhere on the henderson strip.  if they say they don't have them, they are lying.  they always have em in the back.

for dessert, i normally assuage my massive heartburn with a round of 200 scratch off lotto tickets, thus earning my local rep as the best motherscratcher in the 214.  i'm pretty sure they named the 'scratchman returns' game after me since i do return daily.  i usually lose but i have the kind of disposable income that allows these types of endeavors.

the sign out front says 'uptown deli' but this too is a falsehood.  it's not uptown and the deli lady never even heard of a reuben sandwich.  maybe it's called something else in nicaragua.  the floors are clean and they sell enough swishers to make a year load of blunts.  look for me on the sidewalk out front tearing up losers and cursing the lack of canned tomatoes.

buy me a vitamin water (NOT kiwi-strawberry) and you'll have the best knife fight partner any mortal could wish for.

keep high, stay low kids,
HK

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