Giant Reef Limousine

Elite '08

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MJ T.

San Francisco, CA

Saturday Night before Halloween

12:37 am
Trying to flag down a cab at the corner of Market and Van Ness in my Flintstone Pebbles costume.

12:57 am
Still trying to flag down a lit cab at the corner of Market and Van Ness.
However now, I am freezing and buzz is rapidly wearing off.

1:02 am
Want to tell my friends - fuck it - lets just go eat.
A black lincoln limousine pulls up.
I don't give a moment of hesitation.
I leap in and...

Me: How much to get up to Church and Market?
Driver: Seven.
Me (Look to my friends): DONE.
Driver  (peers in the rearview mirror): Well hello and welcome to my                  
                                                                   Lincoln of LOOOOOVE. Where  
                                                                   all fantasies become reality. My  
                                                                   name is Alec...

Really? 7 dollars sure go a long way these days.
Although none of my fantasies became reality during my short limo ride, I was just than thankful that Alec appeared with his Lincoln of Love. When we reached our destination, Alec handed his card and said "Call anytime if you need a ride."

2:27 am
*beep beep boop boop beep beep beep"
Hello Alec? Yeh. We're at Church and Market.
Can you pick us up? Oh you'll call us back. Okay.

Alec and his Love Machine never called back - which is why there is only four stars - but all is well since at 2:31 am, I was safety in a cab. I have yet to use Giant Reef Limousine for any professional occasion, but the number is in my mobile in case I experience another night taxi cab horror.

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