Funk Box the

 

5

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Jackie K.

Oakland, CA

Loved this little place.  My cosmo was handed to me in a tumbler.  A tumbler, people!  It was supersized and I didn't even ask!  I don't think I'll ever appreciate a martini sized cosmo again.  (and don't ask why I ordered a cosmo in a dive bar.  someone else ordered one first.)

the sound was OK, but the crowd was good fun.

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4

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Andrew W.

Baltimore, MD

Great Small Venue right in Federal Hill. They do a great happy hour before most shows and have a large selection fo different beers. One of the best places to see a show in Baltimore

22oz Newcastles!!!!

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Aaron R.

Columbia, MD

Thought I'd add in the website.
http://www.the8x10.com...

This place makes me wish there were 1/2 stars.  Really, it's at least a 4.5, and I should maybe even give it a five, but... I don't know, there are a few minor issues.  Let's take it to the pros vs. cons.

Pros:
1) Lots of great bands play there.
2) Fair prices on booze.
3) Management and employers are all pretty awesome
4) Low cover.
5) Good mix of crowd.

Cons:
1) Not so much that it is smoky, as the smoke sneaks up on you.  Like, it wasn't there when you walked in, but when you get home you smell like you're the Marlboro Man.  Some people dig that.  I don't.
2) The bathroom is habitually broken.  Really, there is always something broken, and last weekend , it was two out of three faucets.
3) Most of the girls that go there are with guys.
4) The girls that go there that are not with guys are easy.  Wait... that's not a con.  That's a pro.  Nice.

In summary, go there.  Get the booze flowin', enjoy the good music, don't cause any trouble.

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Twinkie B.

Columbia, MD

This is my "club" of choice in Baltimore.  It's a small hole-in-the-wall "club" that can hold around 300 people.  Formerly "The 8 x 10," "The Funk Box" just recently changed its name to..."The 8 x 10."  Management and their craziness, I guess.

This is one of the legendary jam band clubs of Baltimore, and I can definitely understand why.  Seriously, Maryland's best jam bands hit the intimate stage here.  The two bars in the small, often packed "night club" see lots of action but it's generally never too crowded to hit up a shot of Jager (my drink of choice).

Cover's generally under $15 for a show and drinks are discounted in between doors and the opening band.  The atmosphere's always awesome because everyone's always into the music.  It's a bit smokey and I find myself showering after each party, but whatever....It's all in good fun.  This place will definitely show you a great time if you're into rock, funk, jazz, or any fusion of the genres.  But if you're one of those silk shirt wearing, Iguana Cantina types who like to pick up on chicks by schmoozing at the bar, I'd avoid this place.  People aren't here to shack up as much as chill out.  Check it, fools!

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3

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Brett J.

MD

Originally called the 8x10 Club - this place was legendary for Baltimore music. A trip to the upstairs lounge told it's story. The lounge was basically a little room covered with decades of stickers and graffitti, littered with beer bottles and cigarette butts.... it reeked of a legacy of Baltimore rock and roll.

A few years ago the entire place was renovated. A fortune was put into cleaning the place up, rebuilding the stage, creating a proper backstage area with dressing rooms and a shower, and redoing the bars.

I love the new stuff - it's a great layout - the second floor bar was a nice touch too. The bathrooms are actually usable now!

They tend to cater more towards reggae bands and jam bands, leading me to believe that this place is a stoner's concert paradise but I've seen my fair share of ska, rock and even punk bands here too.

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shekoofeh likes to eat t.

Washington, DC

it's a hole in the wall kind of place and it's perfectly intimate for the bands that I've seen perform here. always a fun time with a funk filled crowd. i wish it were closer to home though.

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Kristina L.

Baltimore, MD

this place is one of my favorite local spots watch bands and artists.  i have never been disappointed by a show- definitely check it out for some of the local bands as well as some of the national acts!  good times :)

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