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1 review for FunBubble, USA
Noshin' on a cheeseball...
WHAT was I 'thinking'??
Is not quite what I expected....no wonder it was only a buck 99... I'm a bit disappointed about the whole thing, frankly. To top it off, my white wine sucks. NOW I'm just going to have to have that for lunch. My Triscuit is so lonely and bare. Fuck you, makers of cheeseballs!! ...somehow, you managed to sneakily squirt out the words, "Gourmet" and "cold pack cheese food" on the same container! You filthy, rotten pricks. I'm seriously considering fed-exing the open container back from the shithouse whence it came with a note that says, "Your cheeseball tastes like vomit. Thanks."
On another note, my pudgy asshole neighbour next door to my condo has decided to redo his roof. Since our condos are adjacent, from morning, till evening, I have some JACKHOLE above me and to my left pounding, sawing, hammering, clunking, banging and jerking off while looking in my windows...
....but what makes matters worse, is that this fucking cunt actually went onto MY verandah and plugged his goddamned sander into MY outside outlet. So what if my electric bill is already $600.00 this month (my place is sorta large w/ lots of windows)? Yeah, so what crazy single mom who lives next door. Why should I CARE to even ask you? You're crazy. You're single. And You're a mom. Fuck you, crazy single mom!! I don't have to ask YOU for shit. I will stick my rather small pepe in whatever I wish and I don't need some crazy single mom to demand why I didn't ask, or why her electric bill is gonna be $800 next month because I GOT ELECTRIC TOOLS that would suck the life out of a 3rd world village.
Ima bouts to go postal.
Everyone in this cunting gated community already thinks I'm a wack job. I've gone finger in face with the idiot property manager, the creepy pedophile security guy, and two maintenance workers who blew dirt all over my veranda. I also called them out when they were standing on MY property outside and they were talking about how "crazy" I was.
Listen YOU FUCKERS.
JUST BECAUSE I stand up for myself, doesn't make me crazy. It just makes you a retard.
Okay. I feel lots better now.
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