Ferrari 308 GTS

Elite '08

105

407

Johnny C.

San Francisco, CA

It happens about 3 times a year. I'll be cruising to the South Bay on a sunny day, takin' the TWO-EIGHT-OH, when all of the sudden this shiny, red, Italian convertible pulls up, and screams anachronism right by me. It's a Ferrari 308 GTS (Slurp of the Eighties). There's always a guy behind the wheel, never a woman. Said male driver is always sporting a mustache and wears aviator sun glasses.... sometimes a baseball cap, a look that with Floral Print Tommy Bahama shirt (ug) is the spitting image of Tom Selleck's Hawaii-based detective, Thomas Magnum. of TV days past. The look says Real Man himbo ...or at least Real Man himbo 1980's.. all over it! This guy listens to nothing but Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville." Invariably we come to the same exit and stop light. I look at the car. Magnum wannabe revs car and tears away with a mustachioed smile, as I stall out at the green light, spilling coffee everywhere. Mort! It happened today.....Two more times to run into my bete noire. My secret wish: that at the next stop light w/ "Magnum," the Pimp My Ride crew get a hold of that car!!

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1 ducket for the nice car.

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