Epps Aviation

Elite '08

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Angela M.

Atlanta, GA

I attended a black tie affair done up in the hangar on Saturday night and got to walk around and see all the planes.  I was quite impressed, and found myself wishing that I could live the luxurious life and get a chartered flight... The bathrooms were in trailers, but it was the nicest trailer bathroom you've ever seen.  Definitely worthy of a black tie dinner.  I guess I have to give more credit to the decorators, but the building was impressive and easy to get to, so I'm assuming that would be the case if you were actually using it as an airport.

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Elite '08

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Sarah B.

Atlanta, GA

****Five to the infinite power stars ****

Hartsfield-Jackson -- busiest airport in the world or "big hot mess?"  I vote the latter b/c when you roll you through ATL you get::  

1) Bitchy ticket counter clerks who say, "You were supposed to be here 45 minutes prior to take off.  Yes I'm aware that you missed the cut off by a mere 2 minutes, 30 seconds.  You're also going to miss being a bridesmaid in you best friend's wedding?  How tragic.  Rules are rules, please move along, bye-bye now.  SECURITY!!!!"

2) Ah, HOMELAND SECURITY a.k.a pervs who lick their lips whilst fingering through your unmentionables

3) "Po-po pups" sniffing your crotch (and possible time in the clink-clink when Cujo sniffs out your stash)

4) Cavity searches--psych!  (Wait, this is ATL so that would be SIKE!)

5) delays, attitude, attitude, delays, delays, attitude

On the flip side, there's Epps

[angels sing, clouds part revealing rays of sunshine and little baby unicorns]

You skip 1-5 and just call Allie or Shannon to reserve a charter.  Drive to PDK, park at Epps (free! safe! secure!), walk 20 ft to their office, check in, walk to your plane, shake hands with your pilots, thye stow your luggage.... fly away, little dove!  Fly away!

Beautiful!

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