Dr. Malcolm John Rebennack Jr.

5.0 star rating
1 review

Category: Professional Services  [Edit]

333 W. 35th St.
(between Calumet Ave & Shields Ave)
Chicago, IL 60616
Neighborhood: Bridgeport
(312) 674-1000
Nearest Transit:

Sox-35th (Red Line)

35-Bronzeville-IIT (Green Line)

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  • Review from Dennis S.

    Chicago, IL

    5.0 star rating
    4/1/2009

    Dr. Malcolm John Rebennack Jr

    Know as Dr. John in the neighborhood, LOOK OUT for this man - he can heal anything.  His assistant, MARIE LAVEAU , will regale you with tales of SWEET HOME NEW ORLEANS, and maybe even some GUMBO while you're sitting around like you're WAITING FOR  A TRAIN, just to find out of Dr. John is in the office or has announced "I'M GONNA GO FISHIN."  If he's gone, you're in the RIGHT PLACE WRONG TIME.    

    I've still not figured out the sign in the waiting room:  IKO IKO.  I guess you've got to be a JUNKO PARTNER to be QUALIFIED to figure out such a MONKEY PUZZLE.

    A friend, a PARTY HELLFIRE with VOICES IN MY HEAD, said he wanted to LAY MY BURDEN DOWN about CARELESS LOVE.  Dr. John told him "I DON'T WANNA KNOW" the details, to quit being a HEN LAYING ROOSTER, and to LOOK OUT.  My friend thought it was SAME OLD SAME OLD.  I thought it was great FOOD FOR THOT.  

    JUST THE SAME, it sure beats WALKING TO NEW ORLEANS in the MISSISSIPPI MUD.  That's too far DOWN THE ROAD and would be a terrible way to spend April Fool's Day.

    And if you doubt Dr. John's medicinal powers, click on "http://www.dailymotion...; to experience it yourself.  Happy April first.

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