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Dick's Last Resort
Category: Restaurants American (Traditional) American (Traditional) [Edit]
Excalibur Hotel & Casino3850 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 597-7991
- Hours:
Mon-Thu 1 pm - 12 am
Fri-Sat 11 am - 4 am
Sun 11 am - 1:30 am
- Good for Kids:
- No
- Accepts Credit Cards:
- Yes
- Parking:
- Garage
- Attire:
- Casual
- Good for Groups:
- Yes
- Price Range:
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$$
- Takes Reservations:
- No
- Delivery:
- No
- Take-out:
- No
- Waiter Service:
- Yes
- Outdoor Seating:
- No
- Wi-Fi:
- No
- Good For:
- Lunch, Dinner
- Alcohol:
- Full Bar
- Noise Level:
- Very Loud
- Ambience:
- Touristy, Casual
- Has TV:
- Yes
- Caters:
- No
- Wheelchair Accessible:
- Yes
About This Business:
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199 reviews for Dick's Last Resort
Review Highlights
"If you stumble in here, have a sense of humor."
(in 22 reviews)
"I ordered the "Big Ass Burger" and it was superb."
(in 8 reviews)
"Had a great time with friends."
(in 9 reviews)
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199 reviews in English
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Review from Phillip S.
Anaheim, CA
1/23/2012
Awful service. Terrible manners and treatment of customers. My fellow doctors and priests were outraged at the language and waiting at this establishment.
Hopefully you can tell by my star rating and utter facetiousness that in reality, this place is fantastic. As they warn you as you enter, you best know what you are getting into before you enter.
This themed restaurant is extremely fun to visit and dine at as they treat you miserably, with the upside that you get to do the same in return. The service itself was actually quick and accurate, but you always get lip no matter what you order, compliment, or complain about.
The food is completely appetizing, especially good as an all-nighter/hangover recover food. Good beef, chicken, and pork based sandwiches and burgers to choose from. They have a full bar, of course, and serve all Pepsi products from the fountain.
The Las Vegas Dick's do a great job achieving the desired effect and theme of the restaurant chain, better than the San Diego franchise, sorry to say, and their unique approach to customer service should be applauded. -
Review from Kourtney L.
Hayward, CA
2/4/2012
You know what I have to say about this place?
SOBER UP!
The service is shit but it goes with the name...DICKS!
Next, yelling at people about smoking inside when you have ashtrays out for them makes no sense. If they cant smoke in there, why the heck are there ashtrays. Someone explain this to me please. Random bunch of people and the poorest dancing skills Ive ever seen. -
Review from Patrick I.
Westminster, CA
1/21/2012
So a friend of ours was DESPERATE***** to go to this place while we were in Vegas. She kept talking about how great the atmosphere was and the great food - yeah when we got there it was nothing of the sort.
i had no idea that the place was "shit campy" and whatnot... so was taken a little off guard by the "bitchy" hostess and annoying overly "butch" waitress.. like the last thing i wanted after being hung over and walking around vegas all day was on PURPOSE crap service ..
the food.. ehhh... i got a pulled pork sandwhich 14.95$$- and it was completely bland and boring - had to eat most of it with a fork cause the bun was crap (the bun immediately fell apart).. and the fries..- all around the table- were dry and not crispy. When we asked about the fries the waitress admitted to them being frozen from a bag.. !! yuck .. not that i was expecting fresh fresh fries but when all of them at the table were crap - ya know its lame!!
not really into ever going back.. kinda lame and blah -
Review from Notorious A.
Los Angeles, CA
1/9/2012
This place is a lot of fun, but you definitely have to have the right sense of humor.
The atmosphere is a great time and "Taco" (their main attraction: an entertaining fellow), will definitely get you chuckling, as he frequently pulls randoms in for lap dances (men and women alike), and sports a red thong. The main concept is that the people working there are "dicks" to you, ie, they will harass and insult you, but it's all in good fun, you can dish it right back.
I would suggest going with a group for the most fun, but its a good place for drinking with friends and grabbing some food. The prices for food may not be the most competitive (around $15 for chicken tenders--although delish), you are mostly paying for a fun atmosphere.
Good times, every time.
Toodles -
Review from amy m.
San Ramon, CA
12/26/2011 1 Check-in Here
If you enjoy being verbally abused, let down and insulted then Dick's is the place for you! No really, they act like "Dicks" and they warn you about this in the beginning, so being that we DO have a sense of humor, my low score is based on the food...
if I am going to have someone talk down to me, I want decent food.
Ordered/RCVD:
BBQ Ribs w fries and coleslaw
Large Soft pretzels
Nachos
everything just bleh, bleh, blech... -
Review from Ryan M.
Las Vegas, NV
12/27/2011 1 Check-in Here
If you're going to Dick's, going with a large group makes it more fun. Some waiters' jokes are funny and some of them aren't. Each server has their own style of being a "dick."
Ryan, thinks the food made him sick. He threw up a couple hours later. I (Kalila) am convinced that it wasn't the food that made him sick, because we ate the same exact thing, but I did not get sick. We ordered the Buffalo Chicken sandwich and the Brisket Sandwich. The buffalo chicken was ok and the Brisket sandwich was disappointing.
Ryan ordered a small Blue Moon. It was in a small plastic cup and it turned out to be $7! It was definitely too small to be $7.
I would go back if there were an occasion to do so, but it wouldn't be a "OOH! Let's go to Dick's moment." It's fun to go if some of the people in your party have never been before. -
Review from May P.
1/5/2012
I didn't eat here, but I got a freakin' daquiri in a guitar (100 oz) to carry around. I'm a musician, so that was pretty fun. The drink is pretty weak and takes about half of it to get you tipsy (even for someone petite like me), but it's worth the novelty, and they give you a free coconut. And despite being trained to be obnoxious, the employees were actually really nice.
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Review from Ben H L.
12/6/2011 1 Check-in Here
I've come here about three years ago when this Dick's was brand new. I knew what this place offered. It was a football Sunday and the sports book was super crowded so we stopped in here to get some food and drinks while watching ten football games at once.
Our server was pretty cool. He brought paper for the tablecloth and threw napkins in our direction. Yep they do have attitude here and any customer who can throw had better be ready to get it back. They also do those paper hats with funny sayings on there. They no longer have menus but a menu posted on the wall. Those who are too far have to walk over to the wall to read it...any other place this sort of thing wouldn't do...but here at Dick's...hilarious!
One good redeeming thing about the food is their onion rings. They were perfectly cooked with the right amount of crispiness. Whoever did that batch, I bow to your skill. The brisket sandwich I got was OK and the chicken tenders and fries that my friend got was not so hot. Did I mention that most of this food was $12 and up? $14 for chicken strips and fries? Ridiculous! AND, the beer selection has magically shrank since I last came here. They used to have over 15 types of beer on tap here now all they got are the sad macrobrews that the gamblers get served outside plus Blue Moon(ran out that day) and Guinness. I got a Guinness from them and it set me back $14! Beer pricing also not shown when I ordered.
I don't think I can describe how disappointed I am with all this Dick's has gone downhill since I was last here. Please bring back the draft beer selection like Newcastle, Sam Adams, or Anchor Steam. People come into your restaurant to have drinks that they can't get while gambling so if you have overpriced food plus minimal beer selection, then that's a recipe for disaster. -
Review from Kim T.
San Mateo, CA
just a little heads up:
IF YOU GET OFFENDED AND GET VERY DEFENSIVE OR ANGRY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE RUDE AND HAVE AN ATTITUDE, THIS ISNT A PLACE FOR YOU TO GO TOO!
you have to have humor in order to joke around at this place. the waiter/waitress are rude and talk crap to you but just for FUN. so you cant take anything they do or say too personal.
The waitress we had was funny, she would toss us our napkins and papers and crap. it was a good first experience. you can talk back to them and even throw things at them where they CANT get mad at all.
The food was good. not too expensive. -
Review from Maria A.
Montclair, CA
1/15/2012 1 Check-in Here
Food sucks for vegetarians (and its overpriced) but the atmosphere was fun. Probably wouldnt go back though....they need more veggie options!!
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Review from Rachel R.
Pomona, CA
1/11/2012
Be prepared - hence the name...
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Review from Michaela R.
San Jose, CA
1/12/2012 2 photos
By now people should know what they are getting themselves into by going to a Dick's Last Resort Restaurant!! Don't expect a warm, friendly welcome when you come here! I was there this past weekend with a group of 4 girls (for a 21st birthday celebration). We all agreed that this would be a good place to go with more people. Our waiter was good - he had fun sexually harassing us most of the evening.
You will notice right away that the servers make hats that have obscene remarks written on them for their patrons to wear. At first I wasn't happy about the thought of having to wear a paper hat all night, but once we got in there I didn't mind at all! At my table they read as follows:
My hat said "Ask me about my chlamydia."
The birthday girl's said "all I got for my birthday was my period."
Danielle's hat said "I HEART ANAL."
and finally Bree got "My vagina is a gaping hole of disappointment" (this last one I thought was a little harsh, but whatever)!
The food at Dick's is very average, but they bring it out quickly after you order and they make strong drinks ---so we were satisfied! -
Review from Mark A.
Las Vegas, NV
1/12/2012
I had the best time at Dick's Last Resort. We were seated in under 15 minutes on a Saturday evening. Not because the place was empty. As a matter of fact, it was very full. We were seated quickly because of the amount of seating available. Believe me when I tell you, there is a lot of seating. The decor is very flashy. Not in a gaudy way, but in a fun have a good time way. There was a man making the most incredible balloon creations I have ever seen. And he made them each so quickly. They were not all animals so I cannot say he was making balloon animals. They were balloon creations. He made a seahorse and a little puppy, but he also made a little mermaid. I was and still am impressed. Dick's is a theme restaurant. The theme is service with an attitude. Our waiter seemed like he was trying to do his part of being rude. But it did not seem rude so much. He did make sure we were taken care of the entire time we were there.
I ordered a Big A__ Burger with cheese and bacon. The burger was a half pounder, was cooked just right and had a lot of flavor. The bacon was the same. Juicy, not to crisp, and flavorful. The bun was very light and flaky making it a perfect burger. I have to be honest and say that the fries were not the best I have ever had. But, the fries were crisped just right and had a very good flavor to them as well. For not the best they were pretty darned good. My wife had the Steak Sammich. I did not taste it, but she said it was very good.
I am looking forward to going back to Dick's. I can't wait to try the tri-tip, brisket, ribs, pork and other items on the menu. -
Review from Rob B.
Oakdale, PA
1/9/2012
5 STARS IF YOU LIKE SMALL $20.00 PITCHERS OF BEER..
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Review from katy y.
San Gabriel, CA
1/9/2012
My girls and I (4 of us) came here for some humor. Fast food place but you get insulted by the waiter left and right. The prettiest girl in our group got insulted the MOST while he ignored the other two.
The humor is a bit dry, not funny. ANyone can do that! So if you can't handle it, don't come here. Their goal is to become a "dick" and they do tell you that in advance.
For my gf, he made her a hat that said "I ride more than seabiscuit" referring that she's trampy. For me, he made me a hat that said "I wipe from front to back" and we walked around all day with those hat while people try to read it as we pass them. Then when they look at our face, we tell them "It's true!" haha!
Food is whatever and that's why they distract you by being a dick! -
Review from Liz S.
10/12/2011 1 Check-in Here
This is one of those restaurants where you don't come for the food.
The service is horrible, but thats what you're paying for. I think that I'm truly jealous of the fact that the servers can say and do exactly what I'm thinking. I would kill to tell one of my "customers" to "do shit by themselves" or "I'm not your fucking mother, take care of it". But, until I leave my tower as a princess to become a foul mouthed server at Dick's I'll have to settle for paying for a side of shitty chicken strips with my show. Well, they aren't shitty, edible and almost good. But, they're just chicken strips. In defense of their food, my friends had the pulled pork sandwich and thought it was pretty good.
On our most recent visit, they had a balloon artist, a very X-rated balloon artist. -
Review from Cassandra C.
West Covina, CA
12/19/2011 1 Check-in Here
This is specifically a review on the alcoholic drinks that you can get from the stand outside the bar. If you buy one of the cups, its cheaper to refill your drink from this place. The drinks we ordered were pretty strong, but good. I refilled it once and then lost my cup!
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Review from Lorrie M.
8/19/2011
I love this place. I don't know why people give it such terrible reviews because clearly, you're not getting a 2 star-Michelin inspired service here. There are peanuts all over the floor, the waiters are a$$holes (pardon my wording but they really are hence Dick's Last Resort - it's their job!) and it's always a live-music filled, party-hardy drunken good time.
They have some delicious burgers here, but if you're here to get anything more sophisticated than that you best look elsewhere. Expect the waiters to be utterly rude and you to have an insulting hat about your gender, your sexual preference, your baldness or your fob-ness. There is no end to the jokes in this place and you just have to be a good sport about it if you come here.
This is not for the light hearted! -
Review from David M.
12/7/2011 2 photos
We did not eat here, just drank.
Went here twice. First time just my wife and I stopped here for a drink one afternoon. When we told the hostess at the entrance we just wanted to sit at the bar she pretended to be offended "oh gee thanks alot, guess you don't need my help, oh by the way, nice shirt!" in a sarcastic tone. It was a great laugh to start off our visit to Dick's.
We bought a pitcher of coors light and were given a coors rodeo glass as a souveneir by a girl that said "I dont really want to give you this but they said I have to because you bought a pitcher of coors light". The people we encountered behind the bar were great. They all started off being rude and a bit rough with us but eventually warmed up and were alot of fun. Craig was a riot. not necessarily rude, just a goofball with a rough sense of humor. We loved him. Another guy with a shark hat was also fun to goof with. They all took turns sticking their tongues out at us and everyone else that walked by. Rude gestures, comments and smart ass remarks were flying left and right. Just what my wife and I are used to!
We decided to come back again with some friends, thinking they would have just as much fun as us. Unfortunately there were different people working when we came back and they were not the same kind of "Dick". Seemed like the rudeness was not an act this time, they were just plain rude. Maybe I was wrong, maybe I had too many drinks in me at that point, but everyone I was with seemed to get the same vibe. We asked the girl up front if we could get a table and have some drinks since there was not enough room at the bar for our party of 6, and she said it wasnt her problem that there wasnt enough room at the bar for us. Ok. So I asked again, well can we sit at a table? She said the tables are for people that are eating. Ok. So I guess we wont be drinking here. She then says we could sit at a "picnic table" but would have to get our own drinks from the bar. Ok no problem. So we sit down at the first picnic table we see and a couple of us go to the bar for drinks. The girl that just told us we could sit at a picnic table yells at us "Not that picnic table, you have to sit at one of those back there in the corner!" Ok. We get it, we sat at the wrong picnic table and you're supposed to be rude.
So we move to the back corner. Waited for a bit at the bar to order a drink, trying to get someone's attention but I guess because we weren't actually sitting at the bar we did not matter, or they were just being rude? They did not appear to be that busy. Finally got a girl to wait on me and tipped her a buck. We used our 2 for 1 drink coupons that a guy outside the bar gave us, then left.
Will probably come back, but will be prepared for bad service disguised as rudeness. -
Review from Joanna C.
Bakersfield, CA
8/28/2011
Okay, Had the BBQ Brisket. It was SOOO good! I wish I was in Vegas right now so I could have so more. Definitely going to make a stop in there again.
Also had a lot of fun, its kind of nice going in expecting the wait staff to be dicks instead of just receiving bad attitude and service.Listed in: Good for Groups
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Review from Jennifer K.
Honolulu, HI
8/18/2011 1 Check-in Here
I went here the other night super excited but Dick's really did not meet my expectations. We were seated right away so that's good but that has more to do with the fact that they weren't busy than their service.
I went there anticipating to get insulted and offended and all that good stuff but (I can't believe I'm saying this) our server was not insulting enough. What I mean by this is he didn't come by to insult us enough.
The table next to us and behind us who ordered around the same time as us finished their meals before we even got our food. I understand that may be because we had a fairly big party (there was 8 of us) but that's really not an excuse. We also waited over 10 minutes just to get our drinks (water) -___-. Besides that, everyone else had actual glasses while we had plastic cups. What's up with that?
Ohhh! if you're walking around, wondering where people get their tall white paper hats, Dick's Last Resort gives them out to their customers. Haha. I was wondering about that. -
Review from Eman S.
North Las Vegas, NV
8/17/2011 1 Check-in Here
When you eat here, it's nothing but fun and OK eats. That's for the star deduction. I was here for a friends bday with a party of 40. They handled us well and food came speedy fast. Now for some details.
They throw water cups at you, and waste napkins like they grow on trees. Wait, they DO grow on trees! So we roll'em up into little balls and throw them at eachother, and the servers are okay with it.
For the most part, they try to embarrass you but they don't go too far. What's kind of embarrassing is their prices on the food. I ordered the wing basket which came with 4 whole wings (8 pieces), celery sticks, and ranch for about 15 bucks including gratuity for a big party of 40. I tried other food and nothing wow'd me.
I recommend Dicks for a big party, they know how to handle big parties. I had way too much fun throwing stuff across the room at other people, live bands, wittiness, and reading paper hats with insults on them. But the food was eh. -
Review from Jennifer K.
Bay Area
9/20/2011
I love Dick's! Ok, that sounded bad. LOL. Anyhow, my husband and I stay at Excalibur often (mainly because our room is always free and we like free) and we usually hang out at Dick's once during the trip. Dick's is not for the sensitive or easily offended. The staff are dicks! That is the gist of this place. It's quite comical and it's fun to be a dick right back to them. In a nice way of course! I always end up laughing my ass of when I am here. The people watching alone is great. They even have sing alongs and do other goofy things. The last time I was there, they had Grease playing on all of the TV's and were making remarks on different scenes. I never realized how perverted that movie really was (like Frenchy with a banana)! The last time we were there, we made new friends, laughed our asses off and before we knew it, 3 hours had gone by!
Of course there is more to the place than just fun and goofiness. The food is decent and drinks aren't ridiculously priced compared to most Vegas prices. The food is definitely not gourmet but it's pretty decent. Dick's is a nice break from the pretentious.
My favorite thing about this place is when people walk up to the bar and the bartender acts like a dick and the people get pissed because they don't get it. I've seen some pretty entertaining arguments! -
Review from Nick S.
11/23/2011 2 Check-ins Here
This place as stated is not for the food, but more for the entertainment value. They has a band playing that we heard while hitting up the slots that was so good, they brought us into the Bar to watch. Just a cover band covering old school music like guns and roses, and the like, but it was so well done that it was hard to take your eyes off of them. Honestly would not have come here if it was not for the great music. This place gets 3 stars because the place was lame 1 star, the music was rockin' 4/5 stars. If the band is not great, this place is not a note worthy stop, in my opinion .
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Review from Monica O.
7/18/2011 1 Check-in Here
Where Bad Service is Good?!?! If you don't have a good sense of humor and have a short temper then you should stay away and find a different place.
Went to Dick Last Resort with a group of friends, we had to wait for everyone to show up before we were seated, and while waiting we got to look at our table LOL but it was ok
Our waiter was rude and offered no explanations of menu lol but that was ok, asked if we could split the check he said F**K no, we all just said ok. Our cups and flatware where tossed at us. Insults where flying but feel free to toss some back, due to the nature of things posted on hats & the flying insults I would keep kids under 15 out of here. Some of us got hats to wear that have insults posted on it. Some could be mild and some out there, saw the dude at the table across from us and his hat said my penis is so small I pee on my nuts,,,I could not stop laughing and neither could some of my friends, needless to say the guy took his hat off LOL Other hats in the group were just as funny and rude.
I ordered the Its A Wrap and have to say it was very good, turkey with apple smoked bacon and it had some fries. The menu itself is posted in 3 spots in the place and it is limited and mostly sandwiches, burgers, and finger foods. But everything everyone ordered looked great!
At the end of the meal we tallied up our monies and most was cash and rest on one card. The waiter told us what is the exact about to be charged on the card, we told him how much cash we had and charge the rest, he was being bitchy and said if you can't tell me I'm charging the entire meal to the card. Guess the dude couldn't add or subtract LOL
Over all it was fun place and I would go back again. -
Review from Emily R.
7/1/2011 1 Check-in Here
I really have no idea how to review this place. I've tried to marinate on the several experiences I've had here and was kind of drawing a blank what I thought.
The concept is familiar to most, so I get it. But why do I want to pay to be mistreated? On the other hand, it can be funny at times as long as you aren' t the butt of the jokes.
For shear kitsch I'll give this place 3 stars. I know plenty of friends who quite like this place and I can't fault them for that. I usually play along and end up having a good time as well, despite having to shell out a pretty penny for mediocre bar food.
All in all, it's an ok experience for tourists or groups. -
Review from Kim R.
San Diego, CA
12/3/2011 4 Check-ins Here
What's not to love about Dicks? The food is good, the bar is stocked, and the staff is entertaining. If you're looking for somewhere that has no dress code or cover and a great cover band head to Dicks on any weekend night.
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Review from Zak C.
San Jose, CA
1/14/2012 2 Check-ins Here
if you like to get insulted and give insults back, go here and love freedom of speech and yeah great food.
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Review from Jane D.
Washington, DC
8/27/2011
I wanted a funny hat so rather than waiting for one, my boyfriend told our waitress that I wanted a personalized one. It's because of his request that I didn't get the hat! I should've done reverse-psychology and told her that I didn't want one. Our waitress was mean behind my back, throwing napkins at me but no one can feel napkins thrown at them from behind. I got the Big Ass Burger but preferred the Brisket Sammich. It's awesome that they use the word sammich, I thought I was the only one. Dick came around and I told him to give my boyfriend a lap dance... he not only gave a lap dance, but he wiped my boyfriend's face all over his sweaty stomach! So nasty but so hilarious! That was a Kodak moment.
Dick was not a dick at all! You have to laugh off every moment when in here. -
Review from Elaine K.
Placentia, CA
5/31/2011
Any restaurant where we're allowed to play flip cup with a group of 16 rowdy 20-somethings is somewhere I want to go.
The food sucks, but if you're looking to have a good time, Dick's might be for you.
Examples of funny KKK-looking hats made by our server
- I take more in the rear end than Fed-Ex
- It's my birthday and all I got was an STD
- So small I pee all over it
Just a little sample of what you would be getting yourself in to at this place. -
Review from Ken M.
Las Vegas, NV
Updated - 4/18/2011 1 Check-in Here
I used to like this place, but that all changed after my experience there last night. It's not because of the rudeness schtick that this place is infamous for, although I wasn't really in the mood for that either.
I met a friend there from out of town. While walking through the casino, once I got near the casino escalators and stairs, an employee in a suit handed me a pass. It offered 2-for-1 draft beers and 2-for-1 tequila shots. Of course, he didn't mention that it only applied to domestic, non-craft beers. In other words, the watery conventional lagers that I avoid at all costs. He also didn't mention that a single tequila shot is $12.
There are two bars at this place. The bar on the left has a good selection of craft beers on tap. The bar on the right is the total opposite. I'm not sure why they don't offer the same good selection at both bars. My friend and I sat at the bar on the right.
I ordered a "small" 12-ounce Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat, on tap, which of course, is not included in the 2-for-1 special, since it is a craft beer. Neither was the 16-ounce can of Tecate that my friend chose. The price for each of these two beers were $7 and $9 respectively. Together with the two tequila shots, the bill came to $28. I tipped $2, which brought it up to $30.
Nobody should ever have to pay $30 for two ordinary tequila shots and two mild beers, especially during their so-called happy hour. What a rip-off! This place is nothing more than a Vegas tourist trap, since the price-gouging is highway robbery. If this place was in the Wynn resort, I wouldn't be surprised. However, Excalibur is by no means a high-end casino on The Strip. On the contrary, it is on the lower-end. Nor is Dick's high-end either.
Those astronomical prices shouldn't be charged here. It is outrageous, hence I will never patronize this place again. I also won't recommend the place to anyone. As a local, it reminded me why I rarely go to The Strip, unless someone is visiting from out of town. This is the kind of Vegas tourist trap that doesn't rely on repeat business. They just take advantage of unsuspecting tourists by beating them over the head with outrageously high drink prices. Then, to add insult to injury, the employees are purposely rude, as the name of the place later implies.
The live band that plays here is nice, but the volume is turned up so loud that you can't have a conversation anywhere in Dick's. Another redeeming quality of Dick's is the Fat Tuesday daiquiri bar at this place. Fat Tuesday isn't cheap either, but at least you're getting more for your money, with a larger beverage that has more alcohol than the so-called "happy hour" specials served at the bar.Listed in: Chain Reaction, The Las Vegas Strip, Live Music, Scathing Reviews, The Un-Nightclub!
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Review from Tati R.
4/6/2011
Are you kidding me? The first thing I wanted to do when arriving in Vegas was to get a drink. We saw Dick's and headed over while our room was finished being cleaned. The whole thing is that they treat you like sh*t. I guess some people are into that, and usually you can tell by who they date. Me, not so much.
Basically the people refuse to answer questions like where the bathroom is, yell at you, throw food at you, and complain that there tip wont be enough when you leave. People also where stupid hats made out of paper that the waiter writes rude remarks on. Again, people like to look like idiots. There is a difference between being funny about it and being a complete jerk, dick is a jerk.
The food is obviously frozen and heated up, just normal chicken strips and that sort of thing, nothing better than the school cafeteria. -
Review from Nabil T.
Oklahoma City, OK
11/19/2011
My wife wanted to check this place so bad, so we headed there at dinner time. We both had the big ass burger, it was not bad at all. The only reason we came here was for the atmosphere and we got it. Our waiter was funny and the food was kinda enjoyable. I gave it 3 stars because the food was overpriced. Remember to bring your funny side to this place!
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Review from karen g.
Paramount, CA
5/11/2011
This place was a complete waste of time.
Service: The name says it all "Dicks", everyone working here is a complete dick. Servers talk shit to the customers, flip them off, throw napkins and cups at the people. Customers also get to wear these paper hats where each one says something different, like my friends hat said "I'm as easy as i look".
Food: So it took us 45 minutes to get our food and there was only 4 people at our table, 3 of them ordered regular food and i ordered french fries (since im vegetarian there was nothing but french fries that i could eat here) Everything in this place is fried, i'm surprised the drinks weren't fried too. According to my friends, food was ok. I don't think it was worth waiting 45 minutes. My opinion go to the food court upstairs.
I think Dick's throws away more trash then all of vegas because there's constantly napkins on the floor (tons of napkins) and the covers for the tables are paper. Once you leave, they bunch up the plastic cups and paper covers and throw it away. This is just stupid. Whatever happened to washable table covers and cups?
The only reason i liked this place was because when i ordered water it was nice and cold with ice and the french fries were good (considering i was starving). This place was not my cup of tea but for others it might be the best. It is something different then the usual but i don't like getting treated like shit so if you do, enjoy. -
Review from SCOTT T.
10/1/2011
the guy that invented those slushy machines may not actually be the spawn of SATAN but i'm pretty sure they're close personal friends. still, i have to confess i enjoy watching frat boys stumble down the STRIP (or passed out in the gutter) clutching those yard long long plastic glasses of nearly frozen, neon-colored concoctions.
i had the pina colada. couple sips in, overwhelmed by the sweetness, i found myself wondering if there was any alcohol in the mix. but i hadn't had breakfast (even though i got up early) and by the time we sat down it was early afternoon and my tummy was empty. like a ninja assassin, silent but deadly, that bad boy got the best of me. it wasn't till we got up to leave that i realized i couldn't feel my feet.
our server whose name has been changed to protect the innocent (that would be BARRY since truth be told he's guilty as hell) called the daughter "PRINCESS POOPY PANTS" and the boy "STINKY." couldn't seem to make up his mind so alternated between "COUGAR" and "GRANDMA" for the wife unit. he was relentless in the DON RICKLES bit and we all laughed till our sides ached.
but everything we ate was freezer to fryer and generally nasty. all things considered pretty much the worst food ever but the floor show was worth a star.Listed in: SIN CITY eats
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Review from D M.
Le Mars, IA
6/14/2011
This place was the bomb!!! If you love to laugh and are not to sensitive, you must check it out. We were at the one in the Excalibur in Las Vegas.
The food was delicious!! We had the buffalo chicken sandwich, pulled pork, chicken strips and hamburger. It was all served fresh and hot and very good. The margaritas were one of the best I have had in Vegas. Entertainment was free, as it came from the employees. Would definitely return. Even my 74 year old Aunt loved it!! -
Review from Amy T.
Dublin, CA
6/2/2011
THE WORST PLACE I HAVE EVER BEEN, AND I'VE BEEN TO SOME BAD ONES. The food is mediocre and the waiters suck. The food takes forever and then comes out barely warm and wrong.
I get the idea behind the place harmless banter all good and well until the server starts calling people bitches and flipping them off. Simple banter is all in fun but what's too far? The place is an over prized joke. -
Review from Nicole T.
4/9/2011
This establishment, located in the Excalibur hotel in Las Vegas, was a hoot! If you are sensitive to teasing or opposed to crude humor, then I would avoid this place at all costs, but I have a pretty good sense of humor and went along with the whole "be rude to the customer" shtick.
We ordered frozen drinks, which were a bit pricey, but I expected nothing less being in Vegas. The decor was very funky and interesting, complete with ladies' undergarments hanging around the bar. They also give patrons paper hats to wear with crass sayings on them, like "I stuff my training bar", that being one of the tamer phrases. Overall we had a fun time, and it's a good place to stop at and relax during the day. -
Review from Wendy C.
Henderson, NV
7/21/2011 1 Check-in Here
I get that the servers are supposed to be rude and snarky. I love that! However, when you NEVER get refills, take twenty minutes to get a drink order taken, the food is overpriced and comes out COLD and the server NEVER returns ever...there is an issue. I get rudeness,( I get snarky with my tables all the time, in a fun way) but not at the expense of doing your job.
I have always wanted to try this place, and was very excited. After this I am deciding this is a place where those servers who couldn't handle a real station at a real restaurant went to get jobs..being rude and a smartass is part of the fun, neglecting your customers is not. What a disappointment. -
Review from Ian L.
6/4/2011
Warning: This place is not for the neat, tidy, or sensitive. This is a place to get rowdy, get messed up, and plain out be a total douche.
I didn't get any food here since the food prices are pretty crazy and just spent my time nursing a pitcher of beer. They had a pretty good cover band playing and that was probably the highlight of my experience here (besides the explicit message written on our bill haha).
Service here is definitely more for the entertainment and almost borders on being disservice.
Not sure I'd come back .. we'll see.
