Dallas Cowboys Football Club, Ltd.

Elite '08

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Tobi D.

Austin, TX

Yeah, you're my favorite football team.  And I'm not a fairweather fan either.  I've cheered for you since I moved to Texas 12 years ago even through the Chan Gailey and Dave Campo years.  I don't know a lot about you beyond your domination in the early 90's, that Emmitt Smith is awesome and that Tony Romo gives all us fans hope for this year, but I will continue to root for you and cheer extra loud any time you play the evil-dirty Eagles of Philadelphia.

I am sorry that Jessica Simpson took away your mojo with her pink jersey last weekend.

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Chris S.

Dallas, TX

I was going to give this establishment only 1 star because of the colossal choke executed against the New York Football Giants.  However, the priceless sideline glares from Jerry Jones and crocodile tears from T.O. after the game are worth at least an additional star.

Can someone confirm reports of Jerry Jones' head actually exploding in the locker room after the game?

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Nico M.

Dallas, TX

Great service, WONDERFUL decor (the 5 Lombardi trophies frankly go with anything), and, other than the moments of absolute frustration that make me want to cut a deal with USC and trade everyone on this team for everyone on theirs, you're frankly the best in town.

It's tough when you have so much to live up to. When you've been so good for so long, and then you start getting bad reviews, you hire some bad management, your prices keep rising, and your product starts diminishing . . . it's tough. Then you make some good moves, you hire the right people. some things fall into place, and next thing you know, you're on top of the world!

I forgive you for the Giants loss yesterday.
I forgive Romo for the Jessica thing.
I forgive Greg Ellis for faking an injury until his contract was renegotiated.
I forgive Wade Phillips for not putting A LITTLE pressure on the team in December.
I forgive Garrett and Sporano for doing interviews instead of game planning.
I forgive Jerry Jones for going to Arlington with the new stadium.
I forgive TO for playing hurt.
I forgive Flozel for the false start.
I forgive Flozel for the false start.
I forgive Colombo for the false start.
I forgive Gurode for not being able to snap the ball in the shotgun.
I forgive Ware for being offsides.
I forgive the coaching staff for changing the entire offensive scheme.
I forgive Marion Barber for being too tired in the 4th Quarter to make a block.
I forgive the team for thinking that they were going to the Super Bowl and forgetting they had 2 games to win before that.
I forgive the defense.
I forgive the offense.

However,

I do not forgive Roy Williams.
I do not forgive Patrick Crayton.
I do not forgive the special teams.

We'll be back. Hopefully with a decent 3rd cornerback, a good replacement for Julius, and a GOOD young receiver that can learn from Glenn and TO before they file for social security (that's not that doucebag Crayton).

I will always cheer for you. Always.

Just take a deep breathe, take a step back, trade Patrick Crayton and Roy Williams for a 7th Round pick, and let's get 'em next year.

GO BOYS!!!!

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Russell P.

Savannah, GA

Growing up in the hood, my father worked his fingers to the bone in order to purchase season tickets to the Dallas Cowboy's games to watch Steve Pelluer hand off to Herschel Walker.  An Ed "Too Tall" Jones sack thrown in there for good measure always made me giggle like a pre-pubescent school girl.  The year was 1988 and the Cowboys ended up going 3-13.  But, oh, the Lord shined his blessings upon his favorite team the following year when Sir Troy Aikman was drafted and promptly led the Boys to a 1-15 season.  But, that 1 win?  That 1 win was against the hated Foreskins.  I knew great things were on the horizon.  As the years have passed and the heartaches and triumphs have come and gone, one thing remains...the Dallas Cowboys will always be my team and America's team.  All those other pud-thumping organizations and posers that try to bash the greatest franchise in the world or try to stake claim to the label of "America's Team"...I've got two words for ya:

Suck it!  **I said that using the old WWF D-Generation X hip thrust**

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