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Crazy Horse Restaurant & Nightclub
Categories: Bars, Dance Clubs, American (Traditional) [Edit]
1360 W Garvey Ave SWest Covina, CA 91790
(626) 962-8700
- Price Range:
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$$
- Accepts Credit Cards:
- Yes
- Parking:
- Private Lot
- Attire:
- Dressy
- Good for Groups:
- Yes
- Good for Kids:
- No
- Takes Reservations:
- No
- Delivery:
- No
- Take-out:
- No
- Waiter Service:
- No
- Wheelchair Accessible:
- Yes
- Outdoor Seating:
- Yes
- Good for:
- Late Night
- Music:
- DJ, Live
- Best Nights:
- Wed, Thu, Fri
- Happy Hour:
- Yes
- Alcohol:
- Full Bar
- Smoking:
- Outdoor Area/ Patio Only
- Coat Check:
- No
40 reviews for Crazy Horse Restaurant & Nightclub
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Where do I begin? Thank you Crazy Horse for an amazing Halloween Evening! The service was amazing the house was jam packed. I came here to celebrate Saturday with the friends on a tripple date outing. First of all I the reviews before mine sort of put a bad taste in my mouth but I was still willing to come out and enjoy myself at least. Let's be frank!
It's in the Ghetto: Therefore for what it is, it's a GEM!
The drinks are stiff so it's definitely worth your $8.25+ for a drink. Plus there were so many like costumes floating around that a few of my lady friends scored what seemed like 5+drinks for free. The crowd here is sort of mixed but definitely a higher ratio of a Hispanic background clientele. The ladies here are definitely friendlier than any club I've ever been to. (tudes were left at the door) And everyone actually danced. Not that trying to score some dry sex up on the dance floor I've seen elsewhere.
The only reason I knocked off a star is because I used a card here and because it was a busy night (clubs) tend to overcharge your card to make sure you have the funds and adjust the amount once it hits your bank account. I sort of have a big pet peeve against clubs that do that. Next time I suggest bringing cash here.
Xo
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Thank you everyone for the reviews you have all written. I am looking for a place to go dancing on my birthday coming in November and thought Crazy Horse might be a good place to go...I'm new in town so I'm sooooo glad I searched it before hoping for the best. I will never go now.
Thanks!
OMG.. this place is HORRENDOUS!
I remember when it first opened and was the talk of the town. I had a birthday there about a year and a half ago and it was awesome. It hit capacity at about 3,000+ and it was extremely dress to impress. Not too shabby for a club less than a mile away from home!
Fast forward a year and a half later - AY DIOS MIO!
We went there bc BFF had his CD release party there. I didn't want to go, but I figured I'd show my face there for a little while.
Signs that this place is a waste of building space:
1. Guys in tennis shoes and tee shirts
2. Fat drunk girls falling all over the place [[one tipped over herself, her friend, and brought down the entire table with drinks and all]]
3. They sell CHANCLAS in the restroom
4. Guys who barely speak english coming up and asking "Du ju whanna daince?" "do i wanna what?!"
5. I felt like I needed a face mask to walk through the smoking area [[so much for stepping out for a breath of fresh air]]
All in all, it's ghetto and NOT THE BUSINESS!
Oh yeah, and a friend of ours got his car stolen in the parking lot that night. They found it completely stripped a few weeks later. Shows how great security is!
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Ive been to this place 2 times and It was crowded but I liked it. The music was good and there was lot's of people **i love a place that's crowded** Danced to some flash backs and drank some delish drinks...that were purchased by some of the club goers...(that's hard to find) other than the parking this place was cool... I liked it.. :0)
How do you spell ghetto? C-R-A-Z-Y H-O-R-S-E. Recommend this place only for people you hate.
I lived in West Covina for a number of years before moving out and knew the usual club crowd for the area but had not been here before. I read the horrible reviews here on Yelp so I had an idea what to expect. Unfortunately, my wife insisted that we try this place out so away we went.
We went last Saturday night. The first shocker was the $20 cover charge. $20 for West Covina? This isn't Vegas. My wife got in free so I was not too upset but come on. We asked about a table but were told that it would run around $200 or so. I honestly thought they were joking but they were serious. Vegas, Hollywood or Newport Beach, okay. West Covina, not a chance. Cover and table service price aside, I have to say that for the first hour I was there I thought Yelp had it all wrong. Not! Why did I think this? We got there early (around 10pm) and the music was not too bad, the placed looked nice, the crowd was dressed ok and the woman were the majority of the crowd at about 60/40 to men. Found out the ladies were there in force because they had buffed out male go-go dancers.
After the first hour, everything went down hill fast. The crowd got really really ghetto. My wife went to the restroom and told me a very drunk fat bald Latino guy went into the LADIES restroom and yelled to the ladies repeatedly that he "wanted to take a sh!t" over and over and then cussed at my wife. This should tell you everything you need to know about Crazy Horse. My wife told security and they did nothing. What?! My friends who came with me kept me from giving the guy a beat down. Any club with decent security would have thrown him out but not there so ladies watch your back.
Later on the guy to girl ratio was like 70/30 or 80/20 or so with majority guys.The music got really bad. The drinks were disappointing. I was thinking that if you looked like a Latino gang member you got in free or something judging by how ghetto looking the crowd turned. Security moved in to break up one fight and another almost broke out after a drunk guy was hitting on another guy's date. At one point I was wondering if I could sue this place to get some compensation for wasting time out of my life coming here. After seeing so many drunk gang -lookin guys looking like they wanted to fight each other, I bailed out of this place.
You could not pay me to come here again.
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Just wanted to say how much this place F$@king blows again!!!!
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8/6/2009
I would write something but everyone that reviewed this place took the words right out of my mouth!… Read more »
This place fuels my hatred of the human race.
Its depressing really...cause I'm sure some of these people have nasty kids at home.
With that, the movie "Idiocracy" is becoming a reality.
Whats really depressing is I came here once in my life.
That makes me hate me.
I am disgusted, sickened, nauseous, revolted by everything, thanks for that crazy horse.
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This review is only for the nightclub/bar area.
My friend and I wanted to hang out and she mentions that she has free passes to get in here, which is walking distance from my house. I honestly didn't want to go, but I thought what the hell, I will see what happens. I expected to get there and there would be a huge line to get in, which was wrong. The place was pretty empty with an interesting crowd, cougars, middle aged single men, and young kids. I did feel overdressed though, as I noticed some people in jeans and tshirts, looking like they were going to the grocery store. I had a whiskey sour and a pear cider (yay for having pear cider on tap. My gf had stoli on the rocks and a dirty martini. 4 drinks were about $30, and my whiskey sour was way watered down, all I could taste was the sour and no whiskey. The other drinks were ok, pear cider was nice, came in a big plastic glass too. Did not have any food here, so I can't comment on that. We did get a little tipsy and had to sit outside for a while on the smoke filled patio. The live band was LOUD and sucked. You could barely hear the guy's voice over the music. We were only there a few hours, and stayed away from the small crowds of people, because we just wanted to hang out and not be bothered. It wasn't as bad as I thought, and I might go back, just for some pear cider. 1 star for the pear cider, 1 star because it wasn't as bad as I thought.
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The majority of the people are ghetto, especially on the nights that they have performers scheduled like when LL Cool J was supposed to perform...OMG.. it was people watching at its finest. Crazy line around the block..of people that looked like pimps and ho's. But occasionally you can find a few hotties that stand out like a sore thumb.
I've walked in and back out of this place once but I've also hung out a few times. Just get wasted and it's fun anywhere!
Once again, free admission, free drinks, all night, will usually keep me coming back but the crowd does keep me away.
I probably won't go back unless I'm taking one for the team again!
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I died a little the night that I agreed to go there with my exhusband and his cousins.
-PArking sucks... we had to park by Sears and walk around that
fence
-Cover? In west covina? come on!
-Fat people.. all those dental assistant girls that drive their altimas to jack in the box during their lunch, where there.
-Douchebaggery, you know those guys that YOU KNOW are getting sued for child support.
Horrible service, the mixed drinks were poorly made.
I went there once, and like I said, I died a little inside. :(
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AWFUL, AWFUL, AWFUL, AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Pilar - Today
I want to let people know how awful this place really is.. the crowd, music, venue and employees. Just an awful place. The word GHETTO comes to mind. DO NOT waste your time going to this place, staying home and listening to the radio will give you more satisfaction. I like to go to many different places and this is by far the worst of the worst!!!!!!! Save yourself $20! YES, $20 freaking bucks to have a miserable time.
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LOL.
okay seriously, the reviews of this place make me laugh, the place made me gross the F out and I'm laughing as i type because i really don't like giving bad reviews, i mean, I'd rather not review a place so poorly but oh man I mustn't let down my fans.
walked in and the VIBE was just completely off, it wasn't a "club night" i just went to grab a drink with a friend since we were at the mall. the staff was just "there." the people stared and the crowd wasn't mixed. dudes kept staring and it was like an obnoxious stare. i got grossed out. we finished our drink and within 30 minutes or so left, just didn't feel an ounce of comfort. i'm not a club person so i definitely won't be back, this shit reminds me of "susies deals" LMAO......GO ON AHEAD AND MISSION IT UP FELLAS.
Whack place, far out. the crowd wasn't mixed. it was just null dull. i envision that all the locals come here and everyone knows each others business. just seems like that kind of place, now that's MY review fo-yo-ass!
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all though the first couple of times i went my experience wasnt all too bad even with it being overcrowded. Everytime ive gone, we've had bottle service and even that was 50/50.
the last time i went, i was actually "bodyguardin" a couple and this time the security stops me and hassles me about my pants being dickies. they weren't double knee construction worker dickies, but original fitted dickies yet i was hassled. Then being someone in a similar occupation give in a just say ill run and change as a friend lived near by. one of the staff was telling him it was okay that we were VIPs but still he refused so i left and returned and this time in some fitted jeans and again he refuses to let me in when these pants are almost skin tight where my balls could barely breathe so the staff dude whos been tryin to get me in goes and physically gets a manager or whoever the guy was to come and tell him to let me in and then finally im permitted to enter. by that time im already in a shit mood and wanna start a fight myself
ever since that day, F*** that place lol
PS
ive seen them refuse entrance to a handicap male in a wheelchair for not having dress shoes but instead he had a nice pair of boots on. WTF were they thinkin when they did that, hes not gonna kick anyone
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ok, so some would expect decent service for a $600 food bill. Well "Crazy Horse" did not. First off 2 people got sick, and 4 out of 8 salads had "hair balls" in them...not A hair, I mean HAIR BALLS. When brought to the waitresses attention she did graciously apologize BUT DID NOT offer to replace the salad...AND WE GOT CHARGED FOR all of them!
Then when a couple of the people in the group wanted to check out the bar they were forced out because one was wearing shorts...ok I understand that is not "club attire" but the club wasn't even open...the sun was still up and the bar was open less than two weeks...I figured they would allow neighborhood patrons to atleast check out a bar that was open for business to help build the business....THAT'S WHAT $600 BUYS YOU!
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8.8.08: Get Down, Get Dirty! Are you ready for LATINO Night!?! WOOO HOOO RIGHT?! WRONG!?!
I only came because of a birthday girl who wanted to celebrate her bday riding a bull. Unfortunately for us the bull thing is not so popular on a Friday night. Its all about the dance floor and the dj screaming "where's all my latinos at?"
I was lucky enough to have a decent meal. I ordered the the pasta with artichoke. GOOD a little too much oil but out of all the meals I have tasted mine was the best.
Music was actually really good, wished I could have gone to eat tacos for dessert tho. The night was filled with people who looked like my dad and uncles. But I guess we can party anywhere as long as we suffer together!
It was not crowded at all, I think the best part of this place would be the bar where the TVs were. That was a chill area. Other than that go to saddle ranch or union cattle.
I would not come here..I certainly would not!
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I've only been here once and only once....my friend dragged me here because she lives around the area and she wanted to grab a drink...omg what a big mistake....the parking sucks...i don't even know why it gets packed at all?! Actually let me make a list of what sucks here....
1. Food Sucks
2. Music Sucks
3. Drinks Sucks
4. Server Sucks
5. Crowd Sucks
I can't even think of one thing that i liked about this place...the DJ played the most random songs ever....and the crowd was just gross...next time if my friend wants to grab a drink...we'll just go to CPK by the mall.
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Damn, I was there the week after the grand opening, it was meh. The promoters that used to do Minx switched and do Crazy Horse now. Thursday nights were the nights to be--very packed.
The crowd was actually a better mix than the norm. The occasional white dude, white chick; they came together of course.
Parking is free, well, not really, but it's right next to the mall, so we park there and walk our asses to the joint.
I swear to God, that damn M.C. has been following me since the days of the "Stock Exchange", I can never forget his voice and his same M.O. ..."Single Ladiiiiiiiiiiies!!!!" Seriously. Callate guey.
What was also weird, was talking to some of the peeps in the crowd, a lot of them do come out from faraway lands. Rialto, San Bernardino, Chino, and Hemet.... Damn, the 909 and 951 representando?
Fuck.
To end this rant, I don't come here no mores.
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If you like
-Larger broads with small clothing
-Gross food
-An expensive cover
-Over zealous security guards
-Mediocre music
Then this place is for you!
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two stars for the outside of building..
My friend's wife went there with her friends....saw a millions guys to one chick and they skidattled outta there............seeeeeeeeeeee yaaaaaaaaa
S T I L L A D U M P
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11/26/2008
Always saw this from the freeway..and wanted to eat here. Thought it was an ol country western… Read more »
i've come here twice. The first time against my better judgement, the second, because i didn't want to be a party pooper.
it sucked. they tried to charge us to get in even though we were coming to eat dinner. haha i don't think so. the bouncers were huge jerks to people.
dinner was okay. the service was bad. it had just opened under this new renovation, so you would think they'd hire enough servers. guys kept coming up to our table to basically say they weren't the ones would take our drink order???
the club is basically the transplanted customers from the Hop. I did not like the music or the crowds. they had lots of bathrooms, one benefit. that's always the sucky thing about clubs.
i would never come here again.
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Iiiiiiiinteresting....this place is....
I went on a Friday night and the crowd was a but older...about forties and fifties. I totally didn't mind shakin' it down to 80's music but there are a few sketchy people. I felt like it was all married men looking to cheat on their wives or some other sketchy type...Basically, I wasn't drunk enough to enjoy this place. The drinks aren't that great (i felt like I was drinking lemonade for my lemon drop) and the bartenders aren't that cool.
The bouncers outside acted as if they were a hot club in Hollywood, when they are the Crazy Horse in West Covina...
But who knows...maybe they have better nights?
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What can I say about the events held at this place...FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!! I am literally disappointed. To make matters worst, a creditable radio station had the nerve to promote this event.
Crazy Horse website event page states "Ne-Yo Live on Stage" WHATEVER!! Didn't stay long enough to find out if he did preform. We left at 12:30...12:30 and no show!! The f-in place closes at 2am. What kind of BS is that?!?!?
I've heard they have pull sh*t like this before...so be warn!! Actually just don't go. Also, don't bother eating there. The kitchen closes at 8 even though it's Friday. Thanks Crazy Horse for the wonderful experience!!!!!!!!!!
yelp really needs to allow people to give a place no stars. because crazy horse deserves it. where do i begin? i somehow allowed my friends to talk me into attending a pitbull after party here. i should have known what the crowd would be like just from the fact it was a PITBULL after party. but ladies were advertised to be free all night, so i was down to go. the line to get in was trailing almost half a mile out the door. and what was that line composed of? fat cholas in way too small corsets and bald sunglass & suit wearing pitbull wannabees. we should have made our escape then, but no, we stood out in the freezing cold for 30 minutes. and then when we get to the door, they tell us it's $20 to get in. so we nicely respond that the voicemail for the club says ladies get in free all night. would they like us to call it right now so they can listen to the recording? oh, now we can get in for free? skeeeeeeetchy. it wasn't much better inside. of course upon walking in the two token white guys in the entire club have to make some comment about how "sick" my ink is. so my friends and i throw back some drinks and hit up the dance floor. everything is going fine until a group of 5 girls tries to shove their way in front of us.
friend 1: "excuse me, where are you going?"
some girl: "over there to my boyfriend."
friend 1: "OK....move along!"
and as a million of them are taking forever to walk by and are smashing into my friends and i, i lean over and say to friend 2...
me: "what the fuck! how many of them is there?"
some other girl in the group turns around and says...
other girl: "what the fuck?"
friend 2: "what the fuck bitch?"
and the other girl shoves her hand into friend 2's face.
friend 2 grabs the weave of the biggest girl in the group and takes her to the ground. friend 1 proceeds to grab friend 2's hand and stop her from killing everyone around her.
so the group of girls walk on past us. but a minute later vodka cranberries come flying. friend 2's bangs are soaking wet. she has that crazy look in her eyes. so we make our exit.
never in my life have i encountered something so blatantly rude and immature. in all the places i have gone to the crazy horse tops the list of angry $10 drink wasting chola infested clubs. i think i'll stick to scenester hangouts from now on, at least everyone there (including the dudes) are pussies.
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14 reviews and nobody has talked about the food? Well, I'm a foodie, not a club kid, so here is a food review.
We went here last week for a birthday dinner. Our reservations were for 8:30, and 3 of us got there shortly before 8:30. We were the first ones, so the hostess told us at least half the party has to be there to get seated so we could wait at the bar. 15 or 20 minutes later, the birthday girl and her sister got there. At this time, the hostess told us the kitchen was closing at 9:15, so we should go ahead and sit down and order. Kitchen closing at 9:15 on a Friday night? Why? The waitress told us they usually aren't busy on Friday nights with people eating, most of them come for the club that starts at 10:00, so the kitchen closes early sometimes. Ummm, ok. Anyway, the other 2 in our party got there and we sat down. Not a bad menu, with a variety of appetizers, soup, salads, sandwiches, steaks, ribs, chicken, chops, seafood, pasta and desserts.
We started with some calamari and buffalo wings for appetizers. The calamari was good, but nothing special. It was served with marinara and honey jalapeno sauces. Not really enough for 7 hungry yelpers, we probably should have ordered 2. The wings were also just ok. They were meaty and the sauce had a decent kick, but the flavor of the sauce was nothing special. It had a very generic bottled hot sauce taste.
For dinner, I was leaning towards the prime rib sandwich, until one of the others ordered the prime rib special that he had seen on the sign outside. This sounded good, so I followed suit. It was an 8oz prime rib and 2 sides for $12.99. Sounded like a good deal, so I went with the special and a "loaded" baked potato and mixed veggies for my sides. Here's where big points are lost. First, the steak was pretty bad. I didn't expect much for an 8oz steak that is part of a dinner special, but it was small, fatty, had very little flavor and for some reason one part of the steak was darker than the other part. Even smothering it in horseradish sauce didn't help. I'm not saying it was the steak, I don't know for sure, but a few hours later my stomach was hurting a little bit. My friend that also had the special said his stomach didn't feel right either. Coincidence? The baked potato tasted ok, but it wasn't really "loaded" by any means. Sure, it had butter, bacon, cheese and chives, but a very small amount of each. As for the "mixed" veggies, I got broccoli. Mixed? Not so much. I'm not a big veggie eater, so I was hoping for some carrots or corn or beans, but broccoli I don't eat. Blech. I should have just gotten the fries as my other side along with my baked potato and had a potato overload. I did ask if they offered a side salad as a choice, but no, that costed extra.
The service was ok. Our waitress was nice, but seemed to disappear for long periods of time and wasn't really quick on refills or bringing our check out. Overall, the meal I had was very disappointing. Maybe some other things on the menu are good, but I most likely won't go back to find out. Who knows, they may randomly decide to close early the night I go back.
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Parking was not bad, but the crowd was terrible. Lots of preverted trolls trying to grab you. AND everyone there looked like they were 16, I'm wondering if they actually check ID's.
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You cant even walk around. People bump you and dont excuse themselves. Security is a joke.
Went there Saturday and had no problem getting in. But make sure, if you do not know the promotional staff, get there early because they are hitting capacity by midnight.
Its a pretty big place, with too many rooms if you ask me. The main dance floor is nicely laid out and there is PLENTY of space to dance.
The drinks were super cheap and extra good! My tab was about $55 for about 10 mixed drinks.
All in all, not a bad place to check out if you are in the area.
I'm a little hungover right now so this may not be the wittiest of reviews. People give this place a bad rap. I was veryyyyyy hesitant on whether to go here because everyone gave such poor reviews. The major and I mean major downside to this place the was the $15 cover. The whole in coming here Saturday was the hope for no cover. It kinda worked out because I paid the cover but my friend didn't have to so it was kinda like paying $7.50 each instead of $15... or maybe that's just a clever way to lie to myself.
Once in, I hit the bar and the service was pretty good though we did choose the bar in the far back. The drinks were decently priced - well I guess if you consider $5 beers decent. It's strange how that seems so normal when I can go to any grocery store and buy a sixer for $8, whatever the system is meant to screw us.
This place has a live 70's cover band on Fridays and Saturdays in the main room and a dj that plays hip hop in the other room. The overall crowd wasn't that great, but that's kinda what you get in Covina. The place is pretty frickin' big so that was cool - the only thing that would probably keep me away from this place is the cover besides that it's not so shabby.
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HORRIBLE!!!
first and last time i go to that place i had seen it before, long crowds of hocchie mamas. So i was so not interested, went there to for one of my friends b days, the place was full of guys and i mean guys everywhere to bad they weren't good looking guys. The smell of the place was cheap perfume and cologne eww..
Bartenders where rude, and they made the wrong drinks saw a couple of people complain about drinks .. I mean everything about this place is bad..
plus the first time i was going to check it out as i was walking in the cops where escorting some cholo looking guys out of the place and right behind them some girls had started fighting .. I usually don't blog about the places i go too... but this place is an exception.. its bad its really bad!!!
ugh.. well if u are thinking of checking it out ......... seriously don't even bother.. you are going to hate it...
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This place sucks balls..The bouncers are dicks and be pro-filing like a mutha****. Bad enough they charge alot to get in this dump.Then its full of wanna be gangsters and wanna be UFC fighters.Lol. The crowd here sucks and there trying to hard to be like the saddle ranch in l.a.
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I went here last saturday and the thing Iremember most was paying $20 to get into this place. I am highly agianst payin a cover charge if im not in hollywood or vegas but I went with friends so I could be a cheap skate. The music was OK the place is pretty big I remeber it used to be a Nationals. The women were OK but I wouldn't return it didn't make a lasting impression on me. If I were you I would keep my $20 and spend it on gas to drive to Long Beach or LA.
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I just like to dance. The place was huge so you'd think during one of the two times I've been there I'd find some cool people... The crowd here sucked!!! It was a bunch of snobby people who came to dance with themselves and watch the action. If anyone did find someone they approved of to dance with, they NEVER left their side till they left... The music was ok.... two dance floors but even the hip hop room was very pop and OFTEN played the exact same music as the main room. Don't go!!!
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This place is...very country mouse. I too, went on a Friday night. There was a mix of old married men looking to score and then a bunch of just turned 21 year olds looking to score, and they would just stand around looking at girls. It was like being at a catholic school dance. Nobody went near anyone. And they played Arrested Development and a guy said, "Wanna dance?" and I said, "No thanks. I'm not into Arrested Development" and he said "Who?" And then I got hit on by a dude who looked like Howie Mandel in the eighties. And the place smelled like evil evil fart. The drinks werent very good either. P-U. ThankGOD I didnt pay to get in!!!
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(Chai S. pretty much sums it up. ) Can you give a half star?...
Saturday night, $20 cover and this is what I get for staying local. I haven't been accused of having baggy pants in I don't know how many years. I wear Seven's and to the security dude (looked high, not even a good high) at the door they were baggy?! I didn't even know you could buy baggy Seven's! Didn't matter that we were on the list either...
People left and right were being turned away. Funniest line I heard was "I guess they want to see the chile". We went to our Plan B for the night and had a blast.
I can say this, park more on the Sunset side, if you park in the mall it's a mini mission to get around the gate. Also, and I'm not kidding, if you're a guy, wear em tight! Ahaha, think Emo.
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i've experienced way better. I only would be back because crazy horse is semi-convenient , its way closer than going to hollywood. Overall the crowd is a lil bit.... ummmm... not my type of crowd you could say, kinda ghetto? Defiantly somewhere where i would go only with friends, and try to NOT get hit on! The music doesnt stand out but i think it was alright. I have friends who use to dance here, so coming here was chill cuz i got in free, either because someone worked here, or it was ladies night.
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Newly opened. I went on a Friday Retro Night for Happy Hour (they apparently have Lounge night and Country night also). Happy Hour was disappointing. Only beer and wine was discounted. ?!? So vodka loving gals like me were shit outta luck. Okay, then menu please cuz Donna don't drink well on an empty stummy. Only a buck off of appetizers?? Not much of a deal when the snackies were not that cheap. oh well. Okay, sampler platter to share was $18. oh, I mean $17 for happy hour. Thank gawd for that dollar off. It came wiht ribs, onion rings, chicken wings, mozerella sticks. It was the average size my samplers usually are. I thought the ribs were a little chewy, but everyone else really liked them.
My pomegranite martini was way too sweet and tasted like punch. And it came in a martini glass that looked like it was made for a Barbie doll. And then I got my bill and it was effin $12!! Where does this place think it is?? Hollywood? Thank goodness I didn't like it and went back to my usual vodka, OJ, and club soda (lovingly called a Fizzy Screw). $6 for those.
I gave an extra star only because the DJ was pretty good and played some really good 80s dance music, and after toasticated donna and two other suckers started dancing on the empty dance floor, it filled up fast and everyone was shakin their booties and it was pretty fun.
We came on what was apparently a "trial" opening. I found it really amusing that the security guys were coming by and asking us if they could clear our tables. *snort* I asked why they are pretending to be waiters. They said it was pretty hectic so they had to help out. So I guess the busboys were cooking and the waitresses were acting as bouncers.
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I've seen this place a lot when I go to the Westco mall. No one told me it was a hispanic club though. As in 100% of the people at the club are hispanic! My 2 girlfriends and I were the only asian chics up in that hiz house. Talk about awkward, and YES everyone was looking at us! Damn was it crowded when we went, like hundreds of ppl lined up outside. No joke. My friend's ex works at the bar so we were able to get in ok. Why the hell didn't he warn us about the crowd?! so stupid, that's why he is an X! It took forever to get drinks too and we were packed like sardines at the bar. It was bad. Never going back there again .
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I went for the first time in April. I had heard stories that it was ghetto and it was notorious for fights breaking out over god knows what. And of course the first night I go there's a fight between two black guys that spilled out into the parking lot. It was entertaining to watch the fight and all the cops and drama unfold from the outside patio.( You would think one would behave since the police station is like right across the street but obviously another clue that the crowd is ghetto and not too bright) The music wasn't bad. The perfect kind of music to dance to in my opinion. I didn't have any issues with security guards or rude staff, but it was obvious they weren't going to go that extra mile to be friendly. They are basically there just to do their job, so they really don't give a crap about you. It wasn't the greatest place, sadly I think I can say I've been to worse. But I would go back because it's convenient. I just went to drink and dance. I was able to do both with no problems. So that's always a plus in my book. Parking is a bitch. Good luck finding any if you don't get there early. Because apparently you can only park in a "designated crazy horse parking area". (which I heard wasn't always the case) because even though the mall is closed and has plenty of empty parking spaces not being used because lets face it nobody is there for the mall you can't park in them or else you will get your car towed. People shouldn't go thinking its a classy joint because they enforce a dress code. It's just a bunch of douche bags, gangster/ cholas and fat skanks wearing things that they shouldn't be, thinking they are the hottest things ever being attention whores because obviously they are desperate. And acting like they are better then what they actually are because they took the time to "dress up". I went with my boyfriend so we always have a blast when we go anywhere regardless of how ghetto the place is. I definitely wouldn't go without him. No ladies night for me there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans would take place if I were there with the girls. My boyfriend left me to use the restroom and I was offered a lap dance from some random dude. The guys that weren't there with their girlfriend's/date's just stood there watching you dance or whatever like you were a piece of meat. So if you want to go somewhere where there isn't anyone important to impress because you just want to drink and dance. Go for it.
On Thursdays it's worth the drive. I don't wait in line and I don't pay the cover. My boy & his partners run the joint, so I always have a good time.
this place blows. my friends and i went there last night, only to be turned down because our slacks were too baggy. i mean, come on, who in their right mind would wear tight slacks? peter pan? that's like wearing baggy spandex! anyway, one star for the good looking clientele out front.
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