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3 reviews for Cold Stone Creamery
Dear Hoffman Center Cold Stone:
Thank you for changing your ingredients in the Mud Pie Mojo. You no longer add whipped cream and you are so cheap with the other extras that the mix no longer tastes good to me. Consequently, I'm losing weight and well on my way to fitting in my bikini.
Another positive consequence of your decision, I no longer suffer through the painful and involuntary singing of your employees. Nor do I have to hike the 20 or so minute walk in the summer heat from my office for an ice cream break. Nope. Robeks and their low calorie yogurt, which is conveniently less expensive than your small serving, has enabled me to forget about you.
They don't know what a banana split is. Enough said.
Chocolate shake--meh. Scoop of chocolate with marshmallows and graham crackers--meh.
That said, I should definitely give them a third star because the really nice guy behind the counter asked me if everyone tells me I look like Shania Twain.
"Shania Twain? You have got to be kidding. No, nobody has ever told me that!!! Are you married? Because if not, I'll sell these two here toddlers and run away with you."
Shania Twain.
Can't give them the third star on account of that tho. That would make me vain.
HA.