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I just got this msg from another Yelp reviewer by the name of Chris L, who i have already blocked.
his profile: http://www.yelp.com/us...
"Yes YOU wouls like a low class club like that...lol, you want to see beautiful women, go Georgia, Miami, Texas.......Pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzze the clubs here SUCK."
Hey there ding-ding, you obviously didn't go through my report and based my opinion on the ratings I gave it. People, if you message me sh*t like this and or the sake of a valid argument, at least READ THE GOD DAMN REVIEW! And for the record, Hawaii women are some of the finest in the world, so go f*ck yourself, ya meathead phony!
*gets off soap box
HA!
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I think the system here is pretty eff'd, but the beers are cheap and cold. The chicks were cute, and there was something for everyone here. That said, the dragging their own pillow, and dropping dollars for what was more of a peep show was kinda weird. No one danced at all in here.
I was determined to enjoy myself, and after leaving the Club 939 down the road, it was looking grim. Got here, and had a good time though.
LOL.
OMG.
I guess I came on a good night...hot chicks and cool people were plenty to be found...
PU$$Y!!!
Yeah...I haven't paid to see it in over a year! Slumming around HNL looking for the best one so I tried them all in one night! This is one of the better ones in Honolulu. 5 'bones' (hehe) for cover but the weird thing is that most of the girls have these pillows that they carry around and won't dance unless they're actually getting tipped.
They have this VIP area that's 25/song that totally sucks. Just stand behind some dude tipping a girl and you'll have a wonderful night!
Alright, this place used to be the best strip club in Hawaii. I used to take all my friends from the US mainland and Japan here for a good time. Now I use clubs for business meetings ;) Something that started to irritate me was cover for tourists was $20. Drink specials not good for Japanese tourists. I mean they would announce $2 Budweiser and I would order for the whole table and then try to charge me $6 each. I told them about the announcement and a manager came out saying it wasn't meant for tourists. Now even when my business clients want to go to Femme Nu, I tell them to stay away. If they want me to go to a strip club with them, I'll tell them to go to Club 939. Girls at Femme Nu are alright.
Not worth another penny or another second of my time. Extra mean to customers who smoke, even harrassing them in the parking lot.
Seriously, it's the Saturday night before the Pro Bowl. What are you going to do? Hint: there's NOTHING to do in Honolulu other than Boat-drink bars with Boat-drink musicians playing Boat-drink acoustic music. So you can go to Duke's in Waikiki or hit one of the most famous Strip Clubs in the Pacific. I told my buddy that I was going to Honolulu and he just about threatened to kill me if I didn't come here. He kept saying "The girls are sooo beautiful and they dance RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. Five dollars to get in and they give you TWO DRINK TICKETS." well, I can't say that he did a great job of selling it (except for the drink tickets part, that was persuasive) but after he spelled it for me like 7 times, I decided that any place that could make that kind of impression on a guy that's probably been to over 100 different strip clubs around the world, well, I gotta see that.
The Saturday before the pro bowl is probably not the most typical night to go there. it was wall-to-wall! Happy to report that there were a large # of female patrons just kind of drinking which is consistent with my experiences at strip clubs that are not in CA or NY. They are more "bars with extra privileges" rather than places of ill-repute where women never go. the female patrons seems to be chilling with their guy-friends. Anyway, I'm sure there were several strippers that were less than amazing looking but I didn't see many. I put myself up at one spot and I must say was pretty impressed by the talent and I'm hard to impress.
The girls were damn hot. Nice bodies, pretty faces. Mid-20's. not bad at all. there was the hottie/trashy asian with the tattoo of two pistols pointing directly at her target. And Darling: if you're reading this, I mean "trashy" in the hottest possible way. good moves! She was one of the most naked ones there. I don't even think I saw her ever wearing a stitch of clothes. Then there was the Persian one with nice hips and the mixed latina/asian/African hottie with the killer bod. And the skinny blondie... lots to choose.
Anyway, the deal is you sit and you tip a dollar and you repeat. Quickly. If you aren't tipping fast enough then the girl packs up and moves elsewhere. If you want to keep the girl there then you are running through 1-dollar bills like crazy. I saw this couple (boy+girl) tip this stripper maybe 80-100 bucks over the course of maybe 45 minutes. The naughtier girls seem to get the most tips (typical) and even though you can't touch the girls, the dollars can definitely touch the girls. most of the tips were winding up rubbed against naughty places before they made it to the floor. Entrance cheap, drinks cheap, girls pretty and close. No touching that I saw. I think they have private lap dances but I can't believe they'd be worth it.
Dude, what is going on?
Don't these broads know they are not allowed to partake in thanksgiving festivities?
I was trying to pass out dollar bills but I ended up sneaking in some hydroxycut to help a sister out.
Yeah, still 4 stars, they do amazing things with a dollar and don't even get me started on where that dollar's been.
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Is it totally pathetic that I'm writing this review from my phone?
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This used to be a great club. I've been to Femme-Nu literally hundreds of times, therefore I know...
The only reason I went my last visit to the islands is because there was a free coupon in one of those tourist magazines.
I basically walked in, took a look around and was out the door in less than five minutes. I think I headed straight to Don Quijote for some late night shopping...
I didn't even visit Rock-Za my last visit to HNL and I believe that's a first in about twenty years...
I must be getting old... Wait a second, I am old...
how do i end up at places like these?!?! second strip club experience of my life.
got in for free cuz coworkers knew the bouncers. it was my coworker's birthday and each one of us who went spent waaaaaay too much money there! we asked this one girl to dance for birthday boy but he eventually got bored since she wasn't as bold as the other chicks there. she did some fancy tricks with the dollar bills...definitely washed my hands thoroughly after leaving that place. stripper girl was pretty awesome. amazing how far a $3 tip got me but i wont get into the details ; )
i had a lot of fun. once again though, i was hella jealous of some of their hott bodies.
This place was a nice 360 degree flip from the place off of Ward...there...the whole 'old enough to be your auntie' thing up on stage kind threw me off. Since it was a bachelor party, we were in a mission and remembered Femme Nu. Paraphrasing the great Eddie Murphy - "damn... that girl's good!"
hahahha - did I just write this?!
There was this educational fundraiser for single mothers at this venue, so I had to go in the name of philanthropy....
Anywhooo...
$7 bucks gets you in with a drink. There were a lot of girls, and a good number of them were pretty. I don't think they do lapdances since there's alcohol. Oh bonus stars for the place being actually clean, and the girls didn't smell of bad perfume (or made me smell of bad perfume).
Came here last June for my buddy's bachelor party. Not his idea. In fact, his dad warned him to stay away from Korean strip clubs. Should have been more convincing.
We paid our five bucks, left our phones and cameras at the cubbies up front, grabbed some beers and sat down at a table. Almost instantly, we were accosted by 2 women in their early 40s.
"Hey doll, you're so adorable. Want to buy me some Lagavulin 16?"
"Nope."
They pretended to like our schtick for a few minutes, then scampered off to find someone easier to seperate from his money.
The best man found a gorgeous, amazonian woman for the groom's first dance. She was 6'2", maybe 170lbs. He was 5'10", 130lbs. Perfect.
She took him by the hand, and he instintively reached behind him and grabbed the seat. She peeled his hand off the seat, pulled him forward a few yards, and he swung around to grab a pole. He was no match for her.
While he was otherwise occupied, I walked around looking for his next dance partner. I spied what I thought was a buxom, 20 year old blonde from across the room, only to discover that she was actually a fake-tittied, 40 year old Asian woman in a wig. Fuck it, close enough.
After their private dance, the groom thanked me.
"Dude...she had a pierced clit AND a caesarian scar."
5 stars.
One of the best-known strip clubs in Honolulu, Femme Nu has been a favorite place for bachelor parties. And that's what I was there for last Thursday night.
The entertainers here are beautiful. The beers are five dollars. Private dances (I didn't have any) are 25 bucks a song, I think. Servers, mostly men, are polite and quick to bring drinks.
The review ends here. I want to run for president one day and want to say that I was dragged against my will to this unholy place.
I highly recommend it.
Femme Nu is one of the better strip clubs in town. Good drink prices, they open @2pm (I shouldnt know that), it's pretty clean and rarely see an ugly girl in there. Parking can sometime be a bitch (Friday nights) but they do have vallet. Oh almost forgot my friends seem to like the free pupu's during happy hour , but I wouldnt know as I have a "no eating in strip club policy!
Well, for starters, let's put aside the obvious issues when rating strip clubs -- you know, objectification of women, the creepiness, and perhaps the most important issue: why I know so much about strip clubs (don't tell my girlfriend).
All that aside: Femme Nu is merely okay -- while it may be a good club by island standards, compared to the mainland clubs I've been to, this club is sketchy and weak by comparison.
Some of the good things:
- LOCATION. It's right next to Ala Moana in the middle of Kapiolani. While Rock-Za and 939 are roughly in the same area, it's still a plus for locals. (Who cares about tourists and distance from the strip?)
- DRINK PRICES. $5 for a Bud Light. $11 for Patron. I can definitely live with that (and by live, I mean get smashed if not for the looming threat of a DUI violation)
And now, the bad things:
- GIRLS. Very subjective, I know. But while I was there, I saw maybe 6 (max.) hot dancers. Mostly Asian, but a couple hot haoles and one meeean black girl. The rest are a little on the skanky trashy side (and I mean that in the nicest way possible). One old-ass haole dancer asked me to move if I wasn't going to tip -- all I could think was "beyotch, you're 40 and you look 45."
- LAYOUT. It's good if you want to sit with buddies and take it all in, but if you want to just chill, you're too far from a stage -- and if you sit at a stage, then you're expected to have vag on and around your face (and pay handsomely for it). There's no real in-between.
- CREEPINESS. I know I said to disregard this (I mean, it's a strip club! Come on!) But the format of the club, with the forced intimacy of the stage, led to a lot of not-moving-my-neck-because-my-nose-is-almost-touch ing-vag action. I don't know about you, but dudes spazzing like that creeps the ish out of me.
- BACK ROOM. For "private dances," the room resembles a room of phone booths, with these weird wooden beams that you lower over your lap. It's like a theme park ride to Planet Perv. You can hear everything your booth neighbors are saying (in all its creepy glory). All in all, not that great.
All in all, the place manages to be not that debaucherous (compared to the mainland) but just as creepy as if it were. I'm not too impressed. But, living on an island, you gotta do what you gotta do. But if you've been to Rock-Za or 939, and they sound better than this. . . I'd say stick to your guns.
ed.: I was there from 11pm - 130am on a Thursday. Not primetime, but it was packed. . . I'd hate to see it on a Friday. There's a chance I didn't see the A-Team, but I doubt it.
Not worth while. So-so girls, high cover, and very strict about the rules.
This is NO patio for smokers, so expect to STAND far away outside and get hasseled about it all the time if you smoke. The owner knows she could look the other way on this issue and not get fined like Pigskins next door that allows smoking but doesn't want to "go the extra mile" for her customers.
The girls are also very quick to pull money from you with little attention in return.
Yes I bought the Latin stripper, and we went to the champagne room. But hey, I'm a gentleman... I gave my date the first 30 minutes.
Yeah so... a FRIEND of mine said this place is awesome. Yep, and the service is excellent too - good beers with "born on" dates within the last month, but of course, you don't go here for the alcohol - says my friend. My friend said that they have all types of dancers here and aside from the few idiots who get too drunk and spoil everything, it's not all that bad.
This is freakn' awesome. There's actually a review for Femme Nu. I love this site. This is a pretty good strip club. The girls are sexy, and they aren't afraid to show it. You gotta go, weather it's for bachelor parties or for fun.
Frickin amazing! Must stop place for all to visit!!!
Hot asian girls galore! If I drank more I would have ended up with a tatoo of one of the girls. Great drink selection. Got kind of cliquish when the UH dudes came rolling in, but a great location. The Korean food next door was great too. I heard that they share the same kitchen and dressing room, that is very convenient!
must have gone on a bad night. the security told me i couldn't being my phone becuase it had a camera on it.there were 40 yr old fobs dancing and i couldn't get more than one beer at a time. the service was slow to begin with so that didn't help. this seemed more like a sports bar, and there just happened to be naked chicks there. most of them were sitting down talking to patrons. waste of bread.
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