China Pack Kitchen

 

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jessica i.

Oakland, CA

Dude. This restaurant really ain't no big thang. But I will say this: it's the only restaurant on Earth that I have on speed dial in my cell. For one thing and one thing only: Dried Fried Ribs.

It's the WORST thing you could ever consume. Take some ribs, dehydrate them, THEN fry em up on the grill in a few inches of oil and MSG.

I just get in the mood sometimes!

It's down over in the dirty thirties, and when 880's hella backed up I always detour through Fruitvale to get home from work. So it's on the way through my detour. My lady always recognizes my call now too. All I need to say is "Hayyyy can I place an order??" and she just goes, "Ohhhh dry fy ribs right??? Ready when you get here."

I wonder if she thinks anything when I call.

"Oh shit. It's that white bitch on the phone that only buys frickin dry fry ribs."

China Pack Represent!

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