Cafe Risque

 

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Dan D.

Philadelphia, PA

5/5/2008 1 photo

Uh...

If you're from the south, then you know. If you've ever driven down south, you have to have seen the signs.

Being on tour, you do ALOT of driving. Living in a van with a bunch of dudes, you say and hear some pretty funny shit. But when you see bright yellow sign after bright yellow sign that says "WE BARE IT ALL - BREAKFAST / LUNCH / DINNER" you have no choice but to stop - Regardless of how ashamed you KNOW you'd be if ANYONE but the dudes you were in the van with ever found out. It's about time I came clean.

I've been here. It's amazing. I won't say whether or not it's a good amazing or a bad amazing. Just imagine 2 eggs over easy with bacon and toast. Then imagine a Reddick, FL native bringing it out to your table completely nude. I mean naked. If that's not enough, imagine eating it while that same Reddick, FL native gives the guy next to you a lap dance.

That's all I am going to say. 5 stars to this place for the signage alone. The rest is up to you...

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Brandon S.

Gainesville, FL

9/11/2009

I don't care if your from the south north east or west.... Stay away from cafe "risky"

Ive seen the signs, they pulled me in, and I wish everyday I just kept driving.

So I'll set it up for you. Myself and two friends are driving from ocala to gainesville. None of us had ever been and we all have been ACR's for 20+ years. So we decide to take our chances and stop.

The building didn't look to be in bad shape and the cover charge was not much.... a couple of dollars I think, plus you have to buy a drink... a soda. They do not serve alcohol of any shape or form.

The minute we stepped inside everything we had been picturing was blown out of the water. WOW.... there is literally about 10 seats facing a wall where the "talent" dance. a single pool table in a side room and a little shop...
It is one small open room.  the area where the "stripping" takes place is the size of an average living room.
The second you sit down you order your drinks( i opted for bottled water)
I hate to be like this but....WTF!!!!
where do they get these girls. I was able to spot one very good looking girl and the others were just not attractive at all. Nasty, skanky (not the good kind) dirty and one was old enough to be my mother..... and looked pregnant. OMG. I know I'm being kind of an ass but geese.

I am being 100% honest when i say this. I actually paid a girl to go away from me.

Alright enough of that though, just understand Ive seen better at the local flea market.
So in the interest of being thorough---
-the lap dances were expensive, something like 40 dollars for a couple minutes
-if you do opt for a lap dance there is a camera 5 feet from your face and you are instructed to keep your hands behind your head.
-when i was there the power cut off and the girls danced to nothing
- there is about 7 girls working at one time depending on when your there, i imagine there are more on certain nights

This is a full nude club though..... nothing, totally naked. That's about the only good thing i can say.

Bottom line-- I don't know people..... I will never go back. Its definitely cheap enough to find out for yourself if you absolutely have to but I recommend to just keep driving. Ive known many people have been and nobody ever has a good story. There's no good coming out of this place.  

and for Gods Sake
!!!!!!!DO!!!!!!NOT!!!!!!EAT!!!!!!THE!!!!!!FOOD!!!! !!!

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