Cafe of Life: Bodywork Bistro

Elite '08

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Alexandra F.

Denver, CO

Walk in and take off your clothes, and you don't even have to set up an appointment.

Ok, I am not suggesting that you strip right there in the lobby, but you can seriously walk in, demand a full body private massage without an appointment, and you can get your own room, get naked and get rubbed.  An on-command rub down without any planning? Totally classic.

You can also slither into The Cafe of Life and get a chiropractic adjustment or a chair massage without an appointment.  You don't take your clothes off for that, but it is Boulder, so I am sure they have seen everything.

The layout and decor of the Body bistro is great and totally gay... And I mean that in the most complimenting way possible.  You can definitely tell that one of the owners is gay, the layout and decor and style is just too good to be brought on by an excited and hip entrepreneur... I just feel sexual healing when I am in here... I feel relaxed and lonely... Wait a minute... Anyway, this gay man definitely knows how to touch our buttons....hmmmm

One of the best things about this business idea is that the chiropractors that I saw were there were hot, and I guess there are over 200 chiropractors that come in and out of the cafe, so you can test them all out!

This business is a genius of an idea, and I imagine a chain of this sort, like Massage Envy, will be a hit.  The no appointment thing, the affordable prices, the nice layout and organic feel of the health cafe, and friendly staff who also have the hotness factory, make this business a winner in my poor posture book.

* Star one is for the sex factor, the place is sexy
** S&M star two is for the chiropractic neck stretchers in the back of the open main room.... there are even these chairs that you can sit on and rock back and forth... I wonder what this place turns into at night?
*** Hey there Hottie, wanna rub my tushi star three is for the good looking practitioners
**** Quickie star four is for the fast services, perfect for that lunch break or smoke break pick me up

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