Buttercheeks aka Trouble....

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Victoria C.

Sherman Oaks, CA

First off... anyone with a name like Buttercheeks is the bomb in my book!
Second.... Cheeks is so freakin' adorable!  
Third... We both like strip clubs.
Fourth... We both like Lola.
Fifth... We both like Lemon Drop martinis
Sixth... We currently have the same favorite song!! WHATEVER!!!!
Seventh... Have you seen her in her cute schoolgirl outfit.  Too cute!!!!
Eighth... She is a total sweetheart.  Buttercheeks = Sweetcheeks!!!
Ninth... She sings karaoke with me!! FAME!!!!
Tenth... To be continued!

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Mar E.

Malibu, CA

What can one say of our beloved Trouble... I mean Buttercheeks.

First to the hug, first to smile and first to welcome newcomers to the cult of yelp.  Which means, these newbies are first to feel the crushing effects of her hotness.  They fall like flies at her jump-y feet.  

I write this now from under her foot, where I am happy to lay and wait for her intoxicating gaze.

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Joan S.

Los Angeles, CA

Almost every woman looks like a cow compared to her.  (I mean this as a compliment for Miss Cheeks.)

She is very smart (also wise), loves to partay, and is a wonderful friend.

Sometimes I wear my red shoes for her.

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J. B.

Pasadena, CA

Oh Buttercheeks.  Those cheeks really are like butter.  If I were writing something in her 7th-grade yearbook it would go like this:  

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"Dear feisty and cute Maral:  
                   
It was cool sitting next to you in English class. Remember

when you made Mr. Henderson cry cuz you cried?  Have a bitchen

summer and don't ever change!!!
                                                             oxoxoxo,  John.  
                 
PS - I don't think you remember me but I was the guy who giggled a

little when you cried, and then you made me cry.  Remember?"

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Well,  for some reason I don't think Buttercheeks has changed much since 7th-grade.    And she is still VERY, VERY huggable.

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frank L.

Los Angeles, CA

She'll drink from my flask knowing damn well that each sip she takes will lower her life expectancy by decades.  It's okay because she still has 80 years before reaching 100.

Also look at her, she's so tiny you just wanna squeeze her til she pops!

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Walter P.

San Jose, CA

I love these types of reviews!!!

BUTTERCHEEKS MARAL YOU F--KIN ROCK!!!

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Edward B.

Malibu, CA

She is much more impressive in person!!!  I guarantee!!!!   I was totally enamored.  Customer service wasn't bad either.......  =D

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Cheri A.

Hermosa Beach, CA

It seems to me BC is too good to come to the SB and I am too good to go North of the 10 so we talk about meeting up but it never happens. :(

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