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Boyfriends
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22 reviews for Boyfriends
You are the one for me, I know that its true
there's nothing as sure as the way I adore you
So listen up well, I've been dying to tell you
I don't like your girlfriend.
You are the one for me, no doubt in my mind
my life's not the same since I first heard your name
but I don't like your girlfriend.
Having a boyfriend is A-OK!
They are there for all of your needs, to console you on a bad day, to tell you that you look good because you really do and you don't believe it, to hold your hand while you skip and hop.
Boyfriends rock, except of course when they suck and they try to change you into what they want you to be. That's kind of not cool. Oh and they kind of suck when they get all stalkerish and possessive. Not cool either.
Oh and getting a boyfriend and forgetting all of your friends, that's kind of not cool either.
I shall add to this when I have a boyfriend again, perhaps my mind will change.
Not ever having a boyfriend, I can't comment on this from the given discussion
however
Having been a boyfriend...emphasis on "been"...I think I'm great and have been told I've been a great boyfriend despite them not wanting to settle down with me.....
cest la vie
;D
I like the idea of a boyfriend, but I no longer want one....for now. They're good for some things....
sex.
attention.
comfort.
my trophy...i'm not his trophy, he's MY trophy. Ha.
getting spoiled.
spoiling him.
if there's more I can add to this...I'll update it later.
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9/25/2008
I love him. Then I hate him. I love him. Then I hate him.
We have our unfortunate rambles, but the… Read more »
....*sigh*
-Are great when they want to be.
-Are nice to have dinner with.
-Have their own special scent.
-Should not be controlled nor be controlling.
-May hurt your feelings or even worse--Your EGO! *Gasp*
-Will be at least ONE of the following:
1) Husband 2) Ex-boyfriend 3) Baby's Daddy
To Be Continued.......
Not worth it,
Sick of them all.
If I could, I would convert and call myself a lesbian.
Agentic behaviour is fun.
I like my boyfriends. We do stuff together!
Oh you mean.... huh.
Anyhoo...my "boy" "friends" I am not supposed to talk about as the court closed the files.
My boyfriend is the cheese to my macaroni. I definitely have a keeper. :)
My 200th review, yay!
Dear God,
Please send me one with an Instruction Manual. I promise, I'll be good forever and ever.
Thank you and Amen.
Hiker
I don't like BOYfriends. I prefer MANfriends.
MANfriends don't cry hysterically when you don't want to see them anymore and write you scary sixteen page "love letters" that make you want to move to Peru and create a new identity...usually.
I liken them to the Volkswagen Jetta. So far, I've found them to be highly overrated. Seems like everyone has one, there's a lot of false advertising to draw you in so you buy, everything seems all good until the warranty wears off (I say, six months to a year in) and then all hell breaks loose, it costs you a fortune to fix (emotionally) and sometimes it's just better to get rid of the damn thing.
But I'm not bitter or anything.
Here's your instruction manual:
Insert A joint into B hole. If A joint cannot be adjusted to fit your liking, put on some flannel and just go with two B holes.
I'll give them a "3" for being almost there, but "2" steps back for every weird, strange, wacko, construed, contracted opinion or feeling they give about two months down the line.....made me rethink of my own personal values.
Then another "1" back for anytime they hold your hand, stop to give us a kiss, a hug there, a pat there......
Another "1" forward for every wacko, stalker, loser in the works waiting for us around the corner.
Darn this sliding mechanism!
I'd much rather have a friend, partner, or companion than a BOYfriend.
But, I love watching boyfriends hold hands...they are so cute!
Gloria Steinem can curse my name; Betty Friedan, go ahead and roll over in your grave, because I'm ready to sacrifice my hardcore feminist credentials.
After almost ten years of being "the guy" in lesbian relationships (at least when it came to lifting heavy stuff and mowing the lawn), I am SO loving this boyfriend thing. He picks up the dog poop and drills in the coat hooks and pushes the garbage to the curb -- fuck yeah.
There is that little inconvenience called "birth control," and the toilet seat thing takes a little getting used to, but overall I couldn't be happier. It certainly helps that I fell in love with a kind, considerate, thoughtful, creative, loving man who gets off on making me happy...
Yeah, I'll stop gushing now.
UPDATE:
I discovered last weekend that I now have one. It feels surreal because I think he's the first one that I've had in a super-long time. But at the same time, it feels satisfying too. Does that make sense?
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Haven't had one in while (had a husband instead)...
But generally speaking, men are useless... (did I mention that I'm going through a divorce??)
Sorry, guys :(
I don't consider mine a boyfriend I consider him a babyfriend...ya know the ones you have to feed yourself, clean up after, buy clothes for, as well as remind them to chores....
But none-the-less I love him dearly...even if I care for him like a mother!
Hiker Chick: The Instruction Manuals that come with them are from IKEA!
-on this long awaited raining day, YES! i will drop some wisdom on the man that gets to hit it
-this review is not for my guy homies, cuz they definitely don't get to hit it.....but they do get to slap it once in a while
-he records my snoring, which is like a symphony to his ears
-he claims i'm a good driver, reckless......but good
-no, he is not japanese
-i share his attention with a 3g iphone, which turns into a 3some when i play the word game on it
-i would like to watch him with someone else but he says no, damnit!
-he shares my passion for darkenss, guinness that is
-i can over-eat him
-he appreciates my attempts at being artistic
-he does not want marriage or children like me, score!
-we enjoy activeness which caters to my hyperness
-he gets my water ready next to where i lay, which is on top, bottom, side to side of him
-a great man, son, brother, uncle and friend
-you can take moving on to bigger and better things literally
-we talked about lasting at least 7 months to break his record before we decide to break-up, on month 3 this november
-yes, he does look middle eastern
=HE IS THE AL-QUAEDA OF MY VAGINA
I prefer husbands, mine in particular. But I guess he was a boyfriend at some point. Still, I prefer my husband. No more boyfriends for me!
Boyfriends are best when you were never looking for one in the first place. They smell nice (usually) and can pick up heavy things. I love me a good man. And always better if he's mine. :)
i really, really, really like mine.
today.
The label of "boyfriend" has been given so much meaning in our society. No matter what you call them, it is nice to have another person to share all of your ups and downs with. Still, if you can't stand to be alone with yourself for more than 10 minutes, you don't deserve to be in a relationship.