Bill Bateman's Express

 

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Barry B.

Baltimore, MD

2/24/2009

This is an example of what happens when you try to have too many versions of "yourself". A little like that movie Multiplicity...you know the one where Keaton clones himself. I have been to the real Bill Batemans at two different locations. What they do at those is real, tasty basic sports bar food, fattening, filling and tasty as heck. This little 'accident" in the corner of a rundown and somewhat offbeat strip mall on the back side of Rosedale should close , lest it poison the goodwill of the rest of the company. I've only gone once. It took a near eternity to be helped (there were only two other people there) and when the wings came...which also took awhile they smelled okay.....but. I got them home and it was as if they had been served , lingered on a table, were brought back, rinsed off, recooked then packed up for a sucker like me. I didn't even bother to go back and raise a fuss. I threw them out for the fox that lives in my neighborhood ( a real one, with fur, not a super hot chick)...guess what... they were still there the next day. Eventually a raccoon or some other nondiscriminatory scavenger must have wandered by and finally in a fit of severe starvation eaten them. Then crawled off and curled up with their little furry paws across their stomach moaning until the dessicated twice fried flesh of the wings digested.

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