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Belmar Beach
Main Street
Belmar, NJ 07719
(732) 681-3700
Belmar, NJ 07719
(732) 681-3700
- Good for Kids:
- Yes
4 reviews for Belmar Beach
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"BRO, PASS THE ROIDS AND THE BABY OIL."
"YOU GOT IT, DUDE."
"BRO!"
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2/9/2009
The beach is really, very nice on weekdays and it's a great place to surf (I don't personally surf… Read more »
Guido breeding grounds. Next time you're here pay attention to the seagulls... they fly upside down since there's nothing worth crapping on.
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Teacher: "So Oriana, how did you spend your Labor Day Weekend?"
Me @ 12: "At the sho-wah in Bel-maaaaar. We built sand castles, surfed on long boards, and ate cheesy fries until my daddy beat up the guidos who kept inviting me to 'hang out' under the boardwalk. "
This was also the summer I uh...developed. Coincidence, much?
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This is a very beautiful beach. The neighborhoods surrounding the beach are beautiful and meticulously maintained. The neighborhoods comprise of oldstyle victorian houses. Makes you want to snatch up one of those houses and raise a family in one. Beautiful would be an understatement.
The beach was very relaxing and quiet. There's a $7 admission fee. It doesn't get all that crowded, so you have your own space. The facilities are nice and clean. Be warned though, they don't have locker facilities.
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