BCBG Max Azria

 

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serbelle i.

Aptos, CA

-BCBG is so 1997-2001 for me like bebe but........now moved on to the clearance racks at marshalls and ross, seriously.
-i get a good deal at the BCBG stores once in a while
-being that i am turning 34 this year, which i do not hide or am i ashamed of because i am retarded.....i decided to be a little bit more girlie with my dressing
-i avoid being girlie cuz i do not like the "whoa, you actually look like a girl!" comments but shieyt, i'd better enjoy it now before i hear "senior discount today maam?"
-so of course i go straight to the sale racks......
-great sale going on
-the store is neatly organized and since it was venerial day, they had free snacks and goodies on a table which i thought was cool
-the salesperson was so nice and helpful
-found a suit for work with long shorts! yay!
-a flowy dress for a nice summer day and a dress that makes me look like a quail spit me out of it's womb
-my bro in law helped himself to the moon pies on the table, well more like 3 of them. he took me here since we had to drive 2 hours to get his freakin car, and another 2 back home. he's usually very frugal and discourages me to buy jack but i think he felt guilty hhahahahahaa
-fitting room has no mirrors in them so you have to open your door and look at the mirror outside which is right infront of your cubicle
-the sales lady offered to bring me heels to try on with my dress, i was like wow, that's a first
-so here's a 6'2 about 230 lbs white male handing me clothing as i request for him to find me the perfect fit, yay! for brother in laws
-he commented on my "pig"ure, i'm like... ok this girlie shieyt is activated now or, he's been with my sister way too long
-everything was a bag-it-up
-the suit and 2 really nice dresses both worth 400 each was less than $170
-tax is only 7.75%
=INVITE ME TO SOME NICE SHIEYT SO I CAN LOOK LIKE A QUAIL FOR YOU

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