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2 reviews for Barnes & Noble Booksellers
Dear B.N.,
Why is it that...
Every time I get near you, my heart starts to flutter?
When I'm here with you, my concept of time fades?
Your words have the power to make me angry one minute, but laughing the next?
Even though I know of your evil book conglomerate ways and how you haven't always stood by your family name of "Noble," I still think you have potential to do and be better?
Even when your own family of employers goes against you and says negative things about you, I still defend you and not let it phase me?
When your brother bookstores try to bookblock, telling me to stay away from you, trying to woo me with promises of the bigger and better, I'm still not attracted?
Even though your past history has been filled w/ unpredictable ups and downs, that I'm still willing to take a risk and buy your stocks? - If I take big risks, can you promise that I'll have big gains in the end?
Is this what I think this is...?! Could this really be...?
Well, whatever it is....
You make me into a better person... with all your self help books.
---You intoxicate my being with the fragrance of your presents and gift ideas---
You give me hope... with your awesome collection of beauty magazines.
---Sweet as a dew in the early morn, like a lily among the thorns---
You give me the image of the divine and a foretaste of Heaven... with your good selection of books on religion/spirituality.
---I looked for you, the one my heart loves, but did not find you---
You show me a whole new world... with your wide medley of books on travel.
---Searched through the night, until I rested in your site---
You are life giving ... with coffee from the 24 hr Starbucks that's connected to your store.
---You've stolen my heart---
With each day, you give me one more reason to like you even more... Especially today, when you gave me a FREE membership card that will save me 20% ON ALL MY FUTURE PURCHASES & all I had to do was show you proof that I was involved in the field of education! *Teachers, tutors, parents who homeschool kids, educators! Be sure to get yours today!*
(Wow, you not only acknowledge the work I do, but express your appreciation with awesome deals. AND you like me for my mind and not just my looks? Just... Wow.)
----Your books so sweet, adorned with honey---
I've been your number one fan from the beginning to this very day.
Don't tell anyone else but... I like everything about you.
---Set me as a seal on your heart.---
B.N., thanks for being Yelp Worthy and most importantly... a FTR. Only YW FTRs for this kid! Forget 1st woman prez of the US. When I grow up, I'm gonna be the next Tony C. of LA and Alex S. of NY in the great state of OR! : )
Go kid!
X~O~X~O 4eVer & EvEr
---For as strong as death is love, unyielding as a grave. Nothing will quench its flame---
p.s. will you be my funny valentine?
LuV,
cathy
Free WiFi, AC, and starbucks cafe. Great place to go to beat the heat and do some reading.


