Bare Pool Lounge
3400 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109 (702) 791-7111
- Price Range: $$$$
- Accepts Credit Cards: Yes
- Good for Groups: Yes
- Wheelchair Accessible: Yes
- Outdoor Seating: Yes
- Music: DJ
- Best Nights: Fri, Sat
- Alcohol: Full Bar
- Smoking: Yes
11 Reviews for Bare Pool Lounge
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One of my favorite pools in Vegas!!!
And my husband's as well....to get to that point we have to travel back in time two years ago - shall we?
The year is 2006 and I conned him into going with me to a wedding in Riverside with a promise of a two night stay in Vegas - bribery worked. And after two days in Riverside - anything looks good. Off we went to the Mirage (the Miragey as he calls it)
Now I had prefaced going to the topless pool before hand and said he would like it. (There was an issue about me being topless around guys at a friends bach party at Mandalay Bay....) I convinced him my bewbies were only for him - but he could look at whom ever else he wanted to. He also wasn't thrilled about having to pay to get into a pool. I assured him he would like it.
After roaming around the main pool and watching all of the screaming crumb catchers, he was thinking topless. A few bucks later on a Sunday morning and we were poolside with a nice comfy chair. He loved it - so much I think my bar tab for us was $200.00 - someone likes 32 oz Grey Goose and vodkas. Did I mention we met Kevin Connely from Entourage? Ballers
Fast forward to last weekend - In town for Marsizzles B-Day extravaganza and we were all to meet up at Bare for a Saturday booze fest. The place was packed - however we did have bed rentals - so it was bearable. It was sausage heavy - and not with hot eye candy sausage. But, I did score some cute skull and cross bone pasties and was rockin them in the pool. Surounded by sweatband wearing goofs.
This pool is the bomb - small and intimate with great employees, hot servers and kick ass DJ - if only I could wade in the water without Jersey Gino trying to grab a bewbie.....
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Good times! Pool IS sexy! Good looking people - lots of topless girls. Id say 1 out of every 10 girls was topless. DJ was great! Spotted a few girls "working for the evening" if you catch my drift.......Chairs are about $50-$100, but for girls they will discount that price. Look for a cabanna boy who will take your $$ first. DONT just sit down you will be embarassed when they come over and tell you to get up because someone in line is ahead of you to sit down.
I came here this past Saturday night. It was closed to the public and was basically an industry party. It was the first time I've seen this place and although it was night time, the modern decor and oversize couches are difficult to miss. They have these cabanas surrounding the pool and on the far end of the entrance, there's a stairlike VIP area looking down at everyone. The speakers here are amazing, it was pimpin with dance music and it was very difficult to hear your neighbor even though they're right next to you. There weren't any women hostess working here but I did come at a odd time in the night, 9pm to be exact. I'm not sure if I would pay to come here but if I had to design a pool area, I would totally copy what they have here.
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OMG... this is definitely the sexiest place I've been to on the strip. The saturday afternoon vibe is great... beautiful people just wanting to have fun, drink and get naked. The dj kept everyone happy. Ladies, be sure to wear your most stylish bikini, complete w/ jewelry and high heels. There are cabana boys who will setup your lounge chairs for you and even spritz you with water to make sure you stay "hydrated". haha... what an awesome job! Fellas, I'd suggest you walk up to the place oiled up and topless, and/or with the above scantily clad ladies on each arm. Oh, and don't forget your sunglasses so you can stare at naked breasts the entire time. I sure did! Leave your inhibitions at the door and just have a ball.
P.S. Be sure to bring your own SPF 30+ sunscreen too cuz I forgot mine and had to buy a tiny bottle of SPF15 for $20.
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I had a lot more fun here than I thought I would have. So a cool thing about this place, is that they're affiliated w/ The Light Group. Because we went through the "bachelorette program" someone from BARE called us up saying that that we can get in for free, free round of drinks, etc. Once we got there (around 11:30am) it took us maybe 30 minutes to get a seat near the pool. We did get our free round of drinks but the waiting part sucked - especially after seeing a bunch of people getting seated before us that arrived AFTER us. Regardless, we were a bit irritated but once the drinks started flowing, we had a BLAST. Everyone was really friendly, from the staff to our neighbors by the pool. I'll DEFINITELY come here again.
Only sucky part, is the price of the drinks. We ordered a pitcher of a fruity mojito and it was $55 - and only filled up 3 1/2 glasses. WACK. The food was pretty good too. My friend had a Fajita wrap sort of thing that was pretty yummy. They serve food from the Mirage restaurant STACK, so it's expected to be pretty decent.
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This is new my favorite spot in Vegas, and I've got the sunburn to prove it. I loved that there were no squealing kids in the pool, just squealing girls trying to remember what they did last night. If you're a girl with a decent bod, you should be able to get a pass to get in free.
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Believe it or not, I had more fun in the daytime at Bare sitting in VIP than I did at Tao later that night, also sitting in VIP (but that night only - I absolutely love Tao). I feel the need to emphasize this "VIP" crap because honestly, I find it hard to have a good time in Las Vegas when you're not in VIP. It is an issue of personal space and privacy. I'm not bougie - if you look at all my nightlife reviews, most "hip" clubs I've had the displeasure of visiting get 1-2 stars, while the nastiest dives get 3-5.
Two girlfriends and I walked into Bare around 1 PM on a Saturday. Upon our arrival, we were presented with 3 VIP bracelets. Umm..and the rest is history. The back VIP area is perfect for people watching (aka staring at bare breasts - most of them fake, of course). From what I gather, in order for men to get access to these coveted bungalows, they face a minimum of $1000 charge to their credit card. As for the ladies, you know the Vegas drill. Are you good looking? Do you look like you could be employed by a high class prostitution ring? Alright! The world is your oyster!
Oh, and speaking of oysters, I tried the lobster tacos, which I don't recommend. I can't tell you if the drinks were yummy or not, because all I ever order are gin & tonics, and vodka tonics.
The guy to girl ratio in VIP is 1 to 4, which is fine by me. Let's face it - Las Vegas doesn't attract the classiest crowds, and I'm not here to meet my future husband.
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You gotta come here. Forget vegas night clubs. Wake up early and goto Mirage's Bare - a vip pool/club. They open around 10AM. Gotta pay $50. Call ahead and get on that guest list, or you'll be waiting in line forever. Unlike hard rocks' Rehab, this venue is small, almost like a backyard pool coupled with high end decor. Once inside, you notice the topless women dirty dancing with each other. You gotta love Vegas! Unlike nightclubs, you see everyone in skin suits. No hiding behind clothes. All females are in bikinis. 1/3 topless. Figure spending 4-5 hours in the sun and water. Food and appetizers $10 & up. $15 a drink. For you cheap bastards like me, bring a bottled water filled with spirits.
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I came here on Sunday with stomach ache and nauseous feeling. Despite all odds. I have never had so much fun dancing and drinking by a pool. The tapas were delicious (especially the lobster tacos) and the DJ had everyone moving to everything from hip hop to 80s. This place is a great alternative to rehab.
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liked the exclusivity of this place, but that didn't mean there were girls running around without their tops who shouldn't have been....we had a great cabana with chairs in the sun and shade and the food and drinks were fabulous. Pool was a little small and surprisingly warm compared to other vegas pools. Loved the music variety and we definitely had a good time here!
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Bare is Mirage's answer to an adult alternative pool set European style. (means girls can take their tops off) Giggidy. Ahem....Guys can take their tops off too....Well this place holds 450 or so people. I went here for an open bar event. Unfortunately it was kinda a sausagefest. Except for the 4 girls in the jacuzzi, giggidy. It's a very classy place. Just not a good venue for spy on's open bar. The other thing that sucked was how security treated me. I mean hello? I can shut down your operations. Yea they were kinda tools until my friends saw me and they pulled me in because I'm a client.
The pool itself is nestled away toward Sigfried and Roy's Secret garden. The way to get there is to walk toward the pool - then go outside, take the Secret Garden path, and then follow the signs towards the right. The password is "nipple".....Nah just kidding. Show ID walk right in - there's a bar - Good drinks for open bar, but the bartenders were kinda slow. A bunch of Cabanas, private beds, midgets and bowling. What more can you ask for? Ok no bowling. Not a bad place. Just limited size....
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