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Bonnie M.

Oakland, CA

Ever go through a break-up with someone and then they stalk you, constantly call/email/text you, all the time apologizing-we're just meant to be together, I was such a fool, just give me one more chance?

Well, I haven't had that but it's on my top 5 list of things I want to happen to me before I die (right behind: 1. serving on a jury, 2.squirting, & 3. running a half marathon). Number 5  has not been filled and I'm open to suggestions people.

So, what does this have to do with a chain gym in Tucson? Well, they have been stalking me since my contract ended in '03. Listen-I've moved on. I'm at the Berkeley YMCA now. We're a much better fit, it's not you-it's me, you will find that special someone. So please, stop it with all the fliers and letters (so conveniently disguised as important correspondence from my credit card company) telling me that you'll take me back, IT'S OVER!!! And while we're at it-I really don't appreciate your wasteful use of paper.

P.S.-You should so check out my review of the Berkeley YMCA-K.I.T.

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