Annual Fairfax Brewfest

Elite '09

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Jaime L.

San Francisco, CA

3/17/2008

10000 points for the sheriff being drunk and telling me I didn't look 21, but still not asking for my ID.

10000 MORE points for offering me candy. And phrasing it just like that.

"You look like a little girl...you want some candy?"
BWAHAHAH

It was 50 bucks for the two of us, but we only had 40, so -100 points for us having to walk down to the BofA next door to get it. +100 points because he was taking forever to get the money out, and it was h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s to watch the waiting customers reactions.

+500 points for drinking all different kinds of beer, including this watermelon wheat beer that was fucking DELIGHTFUL. Then add a couple extra points for the garlic fries.
-500 points because everytime we'd move to an open area, chodes kept knocking into us.

Oh yeah, and +300 points for being ogled at...because, ya know, I'm a fuckin attentionwhore like that.

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