America's Stonehenge at Mystery Hill
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We found this place on a map one day and drove off there, it was our grail. This place is so bad that it has generated many jokes lasting years after my visit. Wait, does that mean it's good?
There is a bunch of rocks set up to look like an archeological site. Complete with a series of small walls that only keebler elves could have navigated and the "sacrificial table" is about 15x15 feet square. Inside, they play these shitty videos, like leonard nimoy's in search of series. The film says stuff like "we carbon dated these rock to 10 million years ago".....and 'the pattern of the trees lines up with the sun's trajectory on the equinoxes and solstices. They keep asking, "Who built this? you decide....." . Alright guys, you and your pagan kids took a bunch of old rocks and made this playskool "my first wicca village set" that's who.
I am so torn 1 lump or 5????
I recommend you go on some astrologically significant day, put on your favorite wizard outfit, sacrifice a goat, BBQ it up. Have a jamboree baby.
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