Airbrush Tanning

 

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Jaime C.

San Francisco, CA

When you're about to leave on a trip halfway around the world, there are several things you need to do... (choose three out of four)

1. Make sure you have your passport.
2. Make sure your passport is not expired.
3. Make sure you actually have money in your bank account.
4. Experiment with a home airbrush tan kit.

Things to not believe:

1. It doesn't streak!!  (right, it's completely NORMAL to have brown lines running up and down your inner arms)

2. It doesn't smell. (A co-worker asked if someone was wearing expired sunscreen within ten minutes of my arrival this morning)

3. It isn' t orange. (Sure, if you're talking about emergency cone orange. But if you consider rust an orange equivalent then...)

The only redeeming value in this experience? I got to watch the guy I'm seeing kneel down on the floor in a submissive position as he cocked the um... airbrush gun... right at my inner thigh.

HOT.

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