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Bobby t.

Stamford, CT

What's black and white and 'read' all over?  Not this newspaper...not since they fired Robert R. Light, that's for sure.  Stop the presses...this just in...Bobby Light pinched his secretary's bottom and all of a sudden this stupid paper decides that all the years of hard work and dedication going to those lousy hole in the wall restaurants is completely expendable and they can toss him to the curb like a those stale donuts that said stupid secretary used to stock the break room with.  So Bobby Light sold some ad space to the escort service his half brother is trying to launch -- it's a business and they pay taxes.  So Bobby Light emptied the petty cash on a "sure thing" at the track.  What's right is right and what's wrong is wrong...all Bobby Light knows is that he picked his nose for 10 straight years of service and whichever lucky restaurant critic gets his desk has a whole career full of boogers under there.

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