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Mina B.

Honolulu, HI

I wouldn't consider myself ugly.

Not that you matter, but who are you to tell me what does and doesn't look good on me??

I have to admit, I did buy 1 item from the Ala Moana location, but I am embarrassed to say so.

First of all.. the majority of the female population in Hawaii are 5 inches too short to wear their clothes. Not only don't the clothes fit, but they expect us to pay $50 dollars for a paper thin top that you know will be destroyed once it enters the washer of doom? Who has the time or the money to send all of their clothing to the dry cleaners? Excuse me.. I have better things to do with my time. Like bargain hunting somewhere else. By the way, just because you tell me something looks good, doesn't mean I'm going to buy it.

Don't even get me started on the elitist attitude they give you when you enter the store. The store workers, or front house models who I like to call "shirtless-brainless-robots" are strategically placed there to keep out the "riff raff" from polluting the hot-guy/girl ratio in the store.

I once walked in there with ratty slippers (cause they are the most comfortable pair I have), baggy jeans (because I've been losing weight, and it just so happens that I was searching for a new pair) and a fitted shirt. The SBR's shot me such a fierce disapproving look, I got whiplash. The look said it all "O.m.g. like can you believe what that L7 loser was wearing. PUHlease. Did you even bother to look in a mirror before you walked out of the cave you came from?"

Just because you guys are tall and thin, and have hot..tight abs and (sorry getting off track) doesn't mean I can't knee you in your crown jewels.

Shopping Pet Peeves

#7 : How many times do you need to be asked if you're doing OK when you've only moved 5ft away from the entrance of the store?
#23 : When excess sizes are placed on the highest ledge, LOOKING at it and telling me "Ohh I'm sorry we don't have it anymore" doesn't count as checking if they still carry your size.
#105 : Stop with the perfume. No, I don't like it. No I don't want my boyfriend to wear it.
#133 : Prices are too ridiculously high for tattered/tortured clothing. Give me some sand paper, a paper of scissors some red dirt and I'll give you some destroyed pants...

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Elite '08

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Ben P.

San Francisco, CA

Listen, it's not that I hate people who buy Abercrombie & Fitch gear.

It's just that I believe you should be able to legally hunt them for sport, that's all.

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Elite '08

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Keane L.

San Francisco, CA

I love how Abercrombie manages to hire the most Kansas-white-jock staff, even in Hawaii. I swear, they must ship them in or something...

"Dude, let's, like, congregate in one spot and talk about the wicked ass party from last night, and ignore all the customers."

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