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AA Batteries
Category: Health and Medical Counseling & Mental Health Counseling & Mental Health [Edit]
302 NE Northgate Way(between N 3rd Ave & N 5th Ave)
Seattle, WA 98125
Neighborhood: Northgate
(206) 494-0897
One review for AA Batteries
1 review in English
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Review from mel r.
Emeryville, CA
12/13/2007
So finding myself single again, I now have to deal with the-dog-in-heat-motions-of-30hood-and-oh-my-gawd-m y-sex-drive-is-through-the-roof-seriously-just-let -me-dry-hump-the-arm-of-the-couch-cause-I-ain't-go t-a-man phase... and I plan on being single for awhile, so I must face the daunting task of stocking the AA batteries supplies lest I risk a serious case of carpal tunnel syndrome of the metacarpus and phalanges or a high water bill from too long of showers with my massaging shower head.
AA batteries not C batteries, cause ladies, if you need C batteries you are obviously dealing with the equivalent of a phallic lawnmower or a horse sized unit, and that ain't my gig. So if you're in my boat, I've done a little price/product comparison, and here's my top 3 finds:
1. Energizer rechargeable 2pk $9.99. This could work for me, I mean; I would be saving in the long run on daily battery purchases.
2. Duracell rechargeable 4pk, $10.99. Not bad, 4 instead of two, now I'm getting somewhere
3. WOOT! (An official word now-look it up) Rayovac 36pk, $11.99. We're talking marathon there that should last me at least...a week
Hairy legs, and other unkempt areas be damned, because when I'm McLovin myself, I don't give a fuck about how "next to nature" I am.
